Can’t stand this weather, ya can’t get tanned in this weather, ya can’t creep in this weather, you can’t do anything… girls don’t come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

How many balls do you want? I want two.. in my face.

I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to.. but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.


I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side.

I feel like I’m gonna be like a tornado. I’m just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.

I’m gonna have a good time & get creepy & get weird.

My uncles want me to just come here & bang everything, but I kinda want better quality girls.

Whether [Angelina] comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesn’t cockblock like she did in Jersey.

Now I get a chance to show everybody the real Angelina, not like, ya know, only the bitchy side.

I was only in the house for a short amount of time & the girls are jealous.

“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”… with what ass? Pancake ass…

The bitch of Staten Island is back & ready to f*ckin’ party.

(on fried pickles) This puts pickles on a whole ‘nother level.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

If I’m there for 60 days & I keep hittin’ it.. 60 different girls, if there’s ever a night I can’t get one, I’ll just double-up the next night.

What the fuck? Angelina! I thought I saw a ghost.

Who cares? I’m single now, if I hook up with one of youz one night, who gives a fuck?

(on Angelina) I mean, just because we’re from Staten Island doesn’t mean that we’re gonna get along with each other, I mean, she lacks brains.. so, we don’t get along.

(to Ronnie) Gym, tan, smush, huh?

My bronzer’s leaking off my face.

I’m not gonna let a girl be catty & get away with it & live in my house without, ya know, getting her ass beat.

I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing shit right now.

I would legit beat the living shit out of Angelina & Ron at the same time if Ron & Angelina ever hooked up.

I just feel like I don’t know. I know how you feel.

You should know about trashy baby, you’re from Staten Island.

You don’t deserve to be here Angelina & you’re a fuckin’ white rat & you’re fuckin’ pale & you’re nasty.

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

That’s when you know Ronnie’s drunk, when he starts to dance.

Ronnie’s at the club, hooking up with Grenades… that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin’ life.

His name is Ronnie, but you can probably call him Sloppy Joe.

I’m putting Vaseline on my face, taking my earrings out, putting my hair up & I’m beating the crap out of her.

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Several new Facebook scams are making the rounds today, and although they follow the same pattern as many of the recent scams we’ve seen, some users are still falling for them.The scams work as follows: First, you’ll see an interesting link in other users’ status updates, but when you follow the link, you’ll be asked to fill out a number of surveys, which are nothing more than ploys to extract your personal data.

Today, we’ve seen two very similar scams, both promising a “shocking video” to unsuspecting users. One message that appears in status updates reads: “I am shocked!!! I’m NEVER texting AGAIN since I found this out. Video () here: http://bit.ly/c4SDyh – Worldwide scandal!”

If you click on the link in the message, it’ll lead you to a rogue Facebook () application, which will ask you to fill in a couple of surveys before you can actually see the promised content.

View the video on Mashable.com 

Even though Angelina Pivarnick may be the only “Jersey Shore” cast member not coming back for season three, she doesn’t sound particularly beaten-up about it. As a matter of fact, in a new interview with Radar Online the reality star seems particularly excited about what she has coming up:


“The idea of not being part of the third season sounds sad but I am happy to be out of the house.

“My song ‘All About Me’ is coming out … My Phone application ‘Score A Shore Girl’ is out.”

In addition to these two projects, Angelina is also planning to do something that none of the other “Jersey Shore” cast members can — continuing to make money off of promotional gigs while everyone else films season three. Is it the same as making $30,000 an episode? Not exactly, but it’s enough to make a decent living for now.

Will you miss Angelina on “Jersey Shore”?

Want Snooki in your face? Ready to take on “The Situation” in a battle of flying pickles and tanning lotion?


A “Jersey Shore” online game and separate iPhone application are being released this week as the MTV hit reality series returns to U.S. television for a second season.

The game allows online players to square off with one another in humorous one-on-one battles between animated versions of the outrageous cast of young housemates, using household items that play on scenes from the show, MTV said on Monday.

“We have structured the game around the themes of the show,” said Tony Espinoza, vice president of social games for MTV Networks. “And it’s a social experience where people can interact.”

The social game will launch on Tuesday for “Jersey Shore”’s 1.6 million Facebook members, and one day later on MTV.com for all other users.

It also offers players the chance to “GTL” — a term popular with the muscled Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino meaning gym, tan, laundry — activities that besides drinking and partying consume his spare time.

There is no mention of the terms “guido or “guidette” that have been criticized as stereotyping young Italian-American adults.

The new season, starting on Thursday, sees Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and other cast members take their antics to Miami from Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

The game will change after each new episode, tying in different settings and playing on one-liners or new adventures by the cast.

“There are always 3-5 things that happen (each episode) that are just so over the top that everyone is talking about them. Those are the things we put in the game,” said Espinoza.

Meanwhile a separate iPhone application called “Spread Snooki” is being released on Apple’s iTunes this week.

It gives owners two options — superimposing fist pumps or head shots of the show’s outspoken young star onto existing personal photos, or into live photos as they are being taken.

If the application is successful, apps for other cast members will follow.

“It’s fun, It’s simple, it’s Snooki,” said head of MTV wireless Michael Scogin. “These guys have become pop culture icons as they are larger than life characters. This is the perfect franchise to broaden out from that.”

The first season of “Jersey Shore” was the No. 1 cable series among 12-to-34-year-olds. Its last episode drew an audience of more than 4.8 million people, triple that of its 2009 debut, MTV said.

By Scott Bowles,

Want to know how seriously Comic-Con fans take their material? A man was stabbed in the face here Saturday night and more than a few attendees booed organizers for temporarily halting the show.

The incident, San Diego police say, turned out to be a scuffle between two men arguing over seating, resulting in one man getting stabbed in the eye with a pen.

Not that the rest of the 6,500 spectators who filled the convention’s cavernous Hall H cared. The only showdown that interested them was the double billing Saturday of DC Comics’ next cinema superhero, Green Lantern, and Marvel’s upcoming films, Thor and Captain America:: The First Avenger.

Turns out, the Avengers trumped them all.

In a surprise wrap to the event’s film panels, Marvel chief Kevin Feige called out the A-list cast of their mega comic book adaption, Avengers, due in 2012. The film, which will entwine the stories of Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Black Widow and others, has been a dream film most Comic-Conners thought impossible because of Hollywood egos and competing studio rights.

So when Feige called the entire A-list cast to the stage —Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man), Chris Evans (Captain America), Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow), Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) Samuel Jackson (Nick Fury), Chris Hemsworth (Thor) and Mark Ruffalo (Hulk, a headline unto itself) — the place went nuts.

Game over.

“It was definitely Marvel’s day,” says James Gill, 23, dressed as a doctor in a blood-stained smock. He carried a digital camera with more than a dozen blurry, far-off shots of the Avengers cast, which included director Joss Whedon.

“But it’s hard not to love Green Lantern, too,” he says of DC Comic’s morning panel, which featured Ryan Reynolds and a doe eyed boy, both of whom stole the collective heart of Hall H.

Reynolds, after some playful banter with fans, was asked by a young boy what it was like to recite the Green Lantern Oath.

(For the uninitiated, it’s: “In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power — Green Lantern’s Light!”)

Reynolds initially did not plan to recite the oath on stage, but was overcome by the boy’s innocent question. Reynolds gave the oath as if he were summoning power, never taking his eyes off the child. When he finished, he signed a book for the child — and fans erupted.

“I loved, loved loved loved seeing the Avengers on one stage,” says Monica Simon, 25. “But how could you not cry with Ryan and that little boy? That’s more touching than anything we’ll see in movies.”

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