My sa-weet sources tell me that Victoria Beckham will be on the panel of judges again when Ryan Seacrest, Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi, and Simon Cowell invade Boston later on today for the American Idol auditions. Victoria also joined the crew a week ago for the Denver auditions, and we’ve already confirmed that she’s slated for one guest appearance

— but is there a chance they’ll bring her on as a full-time judge if she keeps doing well?

Ryan wouldn’t even give up who the 4th judge would be yesterday during On Air with Ryan Seacrest, so consider this some breaking news.

15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:

Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.

14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.

13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.

12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.

11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
Photographic Evidence:

Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:

9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.

8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*

7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.

6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:

And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.

5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.

4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:

This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:

She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.

3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s the You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.

Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.

Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.

1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:

Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.

Victoria Beckham is anything but posh.

The former Spice Girl became 2007’s biggest fashion victim on Tuesday when style snipe Mr. Blackwell named her the worst-dressed celebrity of the year.

“In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty ‘Posh’ can really wreck-em,” Blackwell said in his annual list of fashion fiascos among music, movie and television stars.

It’s not the first time Posh Spice made the dreaded list.

Blackwell listed the Spice Girls as No. 1 in his 1998 worst-dressed list, deriding the group as “the only spices on the planet that have no taste.”

No one will quibble over his No. 2 choice for 2007: British singer Amy Winehouse, the high-haired hellion known more these days for her grungy wardrobe than her warbling. “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below,” mocked Blackwell.

Bedraggled billionaire Mary-Kate Olsen, who, with her twin, launched a high-end clothing line last year, came in third.

“She resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane,” griped Blackwell, whose list is in its 48th installment.

Fergie and Kelly Clarkson, two more singers who hit sour notes, rounded out the top five.

Also on the worst list were French actress Eva Green, singers Avril Lavigne and Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and former child star Alison Arngrim.

Britney Spears, who has made the list many times before, was missing. “I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval,” Blackwell said. “I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”

adiluna@nydailynews.com

Is it that time of year again? Wow, we’ve got to get hoppin’ on those New Year’s resolutions. We can just imagine that our fave dish celebs are resolving to not totally humiliate themselves again in their ever-desperate quest for attention. But before we ring in a new year of rehab, jail stints and hair don’ts, let’s look back at the most pointless celebrities of ‘07:

1. Britney Spears

• This was Britney’s year to shine like a greased pig. No one could have possibly scripted her magnificently terrible meltdown — her stupidity is her genius. She parties sans panties, shaves her head, breezes through a few hours in rehab, still drives without a license, stumbles bloatedly through her “comeback” performance at the VMAs, loses custody of her kids to some low-rent, wannabe rapper — way to go. She’s not only Pointless Emeritus, but she’s also worst mother of the year. New Year’s resolution: Don’t pull an Anna Nicole Smith.

2. KATIE HOLMES