New Moon opened up at number one in the US box office and is expected to stay there until the world ends, or the next film comes out, whatever happens first. Opening last Friday at midnight to the sound of shrieking tweens everywhere, the latest entry in the horrifyingly sexist supernatural saga instantly broke the record for midnight releases, raking in a staggering $26.3 million. The film then went on to completely obliterate The Dark Knight’s record for the biggest ever opening day, earning $72.7 million IN ONE DAY.