Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is trying to ruin the octodad’s Valentine’s Day in a way that every man on earth fears — by mocking his manhood in an exclusive interview with Steppin’ Out magazine. She goes into lurid detail about Mr. Gosselin’s size (or lack of, according to her), but there’s just one problem: Class and tact aside, the magazine cover makes her look even more ridiculous than anything she could possibly say about Gosselin. Sorry, Miss Glassman, but our disapproval is after the jump >>>.


The Steppin’ Out cover is essentially what Maxim would look like if fourth graders with a half-day of Photoshop training ran the publication. They were going for sexy, but what they got was absurd. Glassman, in a leopard-print top and pink underwear, stares blankly at the camera as if she knows what a horrible idea this was. If what they were going for was lingerie chic, what they got is Village People raunch.

For reasons unexplained, Glassman is also sporting fingerless pleather gloves — complete with a huge costume jewelry ring on her right ring finger, naturally. And, just for good measure, there’s a gold snake armband enveloping her right bicep.

Photograph and wardrobe aside, Steppin’ Out should probably be on the hunt for a new graphic designer and copywriter. “Judge This Haters!” blares the headline, with a big fat arrow pointing to Hailey. She’s the only person on the cover, yet they point to her as if readers would be distracted by someone else. We’d like to think Steppin’ Out readers have the bandwidth to figure out that a headline next to the person on the cover is actually about that person. Also, there should be a comma after “this,” but correcting grammar on a cover of this caliber just seems silly.

Glassman’s facial expression says it all: Get me out of this ridiculous situation. Her deadpan face screams “What the hell did I get myself into?” and in a sense, we kind of felt bad for her … that is, until we got past the cover and saw how she went about her revenge on Jon.

“I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time,” Glassman says of their relationship and Jon’s nether regions. So, you’re seeking sympathy from the world by bragging about how you berated and mocked your ex? Honey, class always tops crass, and you’ve certainly gone for the latter here.

Hailey, if you’re looking to come out on top in the public’s perception, perhaps you should take a break from the bitter and petty insults in less-than-reputable magazines. Also, never let a blind stripper dress you for a magazine cover shoot.

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Trouble magnet Lindsay Lohan has once again found herself attracting, uh, trouble — this time in the form of a lawsuit.

The actress is being sued by the three men who were in the SUV she drove during a 2007 car chase that resulted in her subsequent DUI arrest, People reports.

Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro are suing Lohan for unspecified damages in the case.

The plaintiffs have said that Lilo was “angry and aggressive” and that they “felt surprise, shock, fear and panic” when she allegedly commandeered the SUV in which they happened to be sitting to chase her personal assistant through the streets of Santa Monica, Calif.

“Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed,” People quotes the lawsuit as saying. “Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death.”

But the best part, according to the lawsuit, is this: “She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants.”

Of course, where would a Lindsay Lohan-related scandal be without its instantaneous and ubiquitous rebuttal from a member of her legal and/or publicity corps?

Ed McPherson, Lohan’s attorney, chimed in to TMZ, saying, “These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in.”

After being arrested, Lohan worked out a deal and spent 84 minutes in jail proving her original statement that, as a celebrity, she really could do whatever she wants.

Britney Spears said she plans to make her first international tour since 2004 to support her highly anticipated new album, “Circus.”

In an interview broadcast on Monday by New York radio station Z100, Spears was asked if she planned to tour.

“Oh definitely, next year,” she said, adding the tour would probably take her “around the world.”

That would mark her first major concert tour since 2004.

Last year, Spears performed in a handful of club shows in Southern California under the name the M+M’s but did not go on the road to promote her last album, “Blackout,” which had a good chart debut in November 2007 but faded quickly.

After more than a year of making headlines for shaving her head, attacking paparazzi with an umbrella and two admissions to psychiatric hospital units, Spears, 26, is preparing for a comeback.

Her last live public performance was a much-ridiculed rendition of “Gimme More” at the MTV Video Music Awards a year ago.

The singer’s latest single, “Womanizer,” was released on Friday and is the first single off “Circus,” which will be released on December 2 — her 27th birthday. She told Z100 she spent six months working on the album

Simon Cowell has confirmed Britney Spears will appear on his British talent show “The X-Factor,” admitting she’s the “number one booking in the world.”

Spears will perform on the show to promote her comeback album “Circus” and the music mogul, who has always been a big fan of Spears, can’t wait.

He says, “We have the number one show in England. It’s the best show for her to perform on. We’re absolutely thrilled to have her.

“Everyone wants to work with her because she’s a star. She’s the number one booking in the world at the moment for a show. … The fact that she goes a bit crazy occasionally makes her more interesting.

“And, if she wants to shave her head before she comes on the show, she’s welcome to. I don’t care.”

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s custody dispute looks set to head to trial in August after the couple failed to reach agreement in mediation, it was reported on Friday.

Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan told the E! Online website that although day-long talks between lawyers for the two sides were positive, no settlement was reached and a trial was likely on August 25.

“The mediation didn’t result in an agreement that would avoid the trial … The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary,” Kaplan said.

Kaplan said Federline, 30, wants to retain sole legal and physical custody of the couple’s two young children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, while allowing Spears, 26, visitation rights.

“Kevin is seeking to maintain the sole legal and physical custody that he presently has,” Kaplan said. “Kevin has had sole legal custody since January. He wants that to become the permanent order at trial, and the visitation to be consistent with what the court expanded it to this week.”

A court this week granted Spears overnight visitation with the children in addition to two day visits per week.

Spears’ visitation rights were severely restricted earlier this year amid spiraling personal problems and fears for the singer’s mental health.

However, the pop star has appeared to have been getting her life back on track in recent months, after she was twice rushed to hospital earlier this year for treatment in a psychiatric unit.

Spears, one of the most successful pop stars of her generation, has been locked in the custody saga with Federline since the couple split in 2006.

Her access to her children was restricted last October after she failed to submit to random drug testing as demanded at an earlier hearing where the court ruled she was a “habitual and continuous drug user.”

Spears shot to superstardom in late 1998 with her smash-hit debut album “Baby One More Time,” which she followed with another chart-topping success the following year, “Oops! … I Did It Again.”