Melody of Frank The Entertainer…In A Basement Affair

Melissa of Frank The Entertainer…In A Basement Affair

• Challenge: To Plan A Future With Frank
• Challenge Winner: Kerry S.
• Bottom 2: Dana, Melissa
• Eliminated: Melissa

Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair Annie Eliminated

Ann of Frank The Entertainer…In A Basement Affair

• Challenge: To Sing For Frank And His Parents
• Team 1 / Working Out: Cathy, Melissa
• Team 2 / Video Games: Felicia, Melody
• Team 3 / Muscle Tees: Kerry S.
• Team 4 / Sleeping In: Annie, Dana
• Challenge Winner/s: Felicia, Melody
• Bottom 2: Annie, Melody
• Eliminated: Annie

• Reason for Elimination:

• Annie: She told Frank to let her go if he didn’t have feelings for her.

Renee of Frank The Entertainer…In A Basement Affair

Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is trying to ruin the octodad’s Valentine’s Day in a way that every man on earth fears — by mocking his manhood in an exclusive interview with Steppin’ Out magazine. She goes into lurid detail about Mr. Gosselin’s size (or lack of, according to her), but there’s just one problem: Class and tact aside, the magazine cover makes her look even more ridiculous than anything she could possibly say about Gosselin. Sorry, Miss Glassman, but our disapproval is after the jump >>>.


The Steppin’ Out cover is essentially what Maxim would look like if fourth graders with a half-day of Photoshop training ran the publication. They were going for sexy, but what they got was absurd. Glassman, in a leopard-print top and pink underwear, stares blankly at the camera as if she knows what a horrible idea this was. If what they were going for was lingerie chic, what they got is Village People raunch.

For reasons unexplained, Glassman is also sporting fingerless pleather gloves — complete with a huge costume jewelry ring on her right ring finger, naturally. And, just for good measure, there’s a gold snake armband enveloping her right bicep.

Photograph and wardrobe aside, Steppin’ Out should probably be on the hunt for a new graphic designer and copywriter. “Judge This Haters!” blares the headline, with a big fat arrow pointing to Hailey. She’s the only person on the cover, yet they point to her as if readers would be distracted by someone else. We’d like to think Steppin’ Out readers have the bandwidth to figure out that a headline next to the person on the cover is actually about that person. Also, there should be a comma after “this,” but correcting grammar on a cover of this caliber just seems silly.

Glassman’s facial expression says it all: Get me out of this ridiculous situation. Her deadpan face screams “What the hell did I get myself into?” and in a sense, we kind of felt bad for her … that is, until we got past the cover and saw how she went about her revenge on Jon.

“I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time,” Glassman says of their relationship and Jon’s nether regions. So, you’re seeking sympathy from the world by bragging about how you berated and mocked your ex? Honey, class always tops crass, and you’ve certainly gone for the latter here.

Hailey, if you’re looking to come out on top in the public’s perception, perhaps you should take a break from the bitter and petty insults in less-than-reputable magazines. Also, never let a blind stripper dress you for a magazine cover shoot.

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