Paris Hilton Makes Really Bad Movies

Monday, November 10th, 2008 - No Comments »

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She did it again, Now Starring in Repo! The Genetic Opera is easily one of the worst movies of the year, if not all time.

This goth garbage featuring Paris Hilton isn’t clever enough to be Sweeney Todd and it isn’t campy enough to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show - it’s not even worthwhile in a culty, midnight-movie way. In fact, it’s hard to tell whether Repo! is trying to be serious or funny, the tone from director Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II through Saw IV)is so erratic.

One thing is for certain: This is one of those movies you have to watch through splayed fingers - not because it’s so pervasively violent and gory, which it is, but because it is simply too cringe-worthy to look at head-on.

If you’ve heard of Repo! at all, it’s probably because of the involvement of Hilton, and for no other reason. Hilton actually has a supporting role here as a sort of naughty-vampira version of herself: a black-tressed heiress who is hooked on plastic surgery. And yes, she does sing, but no better or worse than anyone else.

The intentionally dissonant songs with their painfully clunky lyrics, which writers Darren Smith and Terrance Zdunich first created for their Repo! stage musical, are set in a futuristic society where people’s organs mysteriously fail and transplants become not just necessary but fashionable. That’s where the biotech company GeneCo steps in, headed by CEO Rotti Largo (Paul Sorvino, inexplicably slumming - he really is a trained opera singer). Zdunich, who also serves as our narrator, the Grave Robber, keeps popping up to explain the convoluted plot in malevolent tones.

But if you can’t afford to pay for your new heart or spleen, GeneCo sends the Repo Man (Anthony Stewart Head) to collect. And he sings while he’s doing it! The most ridiculous example of this is a scene in which he’s got a guy hanging upside down and he’s disemboweling him while simultaneously talking on the mobile phone to his teenage daughter, reminding her to take her medicine.

Poor, sick Shilo (Alexa Vega from the Spy Kids movies) doesn’t realise her dad is the mean, old Repo Man, though - she just thinks he’s a mild-mannered, overly protective doctor named Nathan, still mourning the death of her mother. (Mum is the source of her illness, by the way: “I’m infected by your genetics,” Shilo sings in one of the film’s oddly peppy rock tunes. “Mother can you hear me? Thanks for the disease.” Every song is that literal.) The family’s twisted back story, which is tied in with Rotti’s, plays out in comic book-style panels, which do nothing to liven up the movie’s dreary look.

There’s also a strange sexual tension that exists between Hilton’s character, Amber Sweet, and her two freaky brothers as they blow the family’s money on cosmetic surgery and compete to see who will take over Daddy’s company. The frequent juxtaposition of sex and death in Repo! is neither arousing nor frightening, it just feels gratuitous.

Sarah Brightman, who became an international superstar as Christine in The Phantom of the Opera on the London stage, makes her feature film debut in a bizarre role as Blind Mag, a singer who is - you guessed it - blind, but can see thanks to eyeballs on loan from the evil GeneCo.

When she scratches out those eyes on stage - after delivering an aria while suspended from the ceiling, the one merciful moment of salvation in this cacophonous onslaught - it makes you realise she’s onto something. At least she didn’t have to watch the rest of the movie.

Horror Movie Trivia

Sunday, October 26th, 2008 - No Comments »

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38. “About Schmidt” star Hope Davis made her movie debut in 1990 film “Flatliners.”

39. Paris Hilton did not have to audition for her role in 2005’s “House of Wax.” She was the director’s only choice, with the remaining cast built around her character.

40. The little boy who played Damien in “The Omen” can be seen as a tabloid reporter in the 2006 remake.

41.In the 2006 remake of “The Omen”, the numbers ‘666′ can be seen in the wallpaper patterns of Damien’s bedroom.

42. During filming of 2001’s “Session 9” actor David Caruso claims to have seen “something pass his window” inside the Danvers mental hospital where filming was done. He was hesitant to tell anyone because he didn’t want people to “look at him strangely.”

43. In the film “Vacancy” Kate Beckinsale’s character was originally to be played by Sarah Jessica Parker. But she dropped out of the movie.

44. In the 2005 remake “Dark Water“, the water was made murky by adding a dye gel commonly used in soft drinks.

45. Author Stephen King sold the movie rights for “Dreamcatcher” for $1.

46. In the film adaptation of Stephen King’s “Rose Red“, actor Matt Ross wore a fat-suit even though he’d already gained 30 lbs. to play the role of Emery.

47.During viewings of “The Blair Witch Project” theater ushers asked those affected by motion sickness to sit in aisle seats.

48. Although the setting for 1992’s “Candyman” takes place in Chicago, the original location (per Clive Barker’s short story on which it was based) is England.

49.In the film “Stir of Echoes” Kevin Bacon’s hypnosis sequences are followed by a musical note so that susceptible viewers are not left in a hypnotized state.

50. The 1991 Fox TV film, “The Haunted” is based on real events happening to the Smurl family. However, this movie has never been released to video and cannot be purchased in stores.

Celebrity sex tapes

Monday, October 13th, 2008 - 9 Comments »

Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon recorded themselves having sex in a hotel room, shot in night-vision. Hilton initially attempted to stop the distribution of the tape, but later agreed to its release and now receives profits from the tape. Unusual for a celebrity scandal, the notoriety surrounding the tape only served to increase Hilton and Salomon’s fame. This footage, along with additional full-color footage, was released commercially under the title “1 Night in Paris.” View here

Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels. Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels, singer of the band Poison and now star of VH1’s “Rock of Love,” had a sex tape released in September 2005. The footage had been circulating on the internet for many years. View here

Pamlea Anderson and Tommy Lee. Pamela Anderson and then-husband Tommy Lee had various interludes from their honeymoon leaked online in 1998. View here

Kim Kardashian. Socialite and best friend to Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, became a household name after a sex tape leaked of her made by then-boyfriend Ray J — who is the brother of singer Brandy. View here

Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell and model/actress Nicole Narain have a 13-minute long sex tape. Farrell confirmed the existence of the tape and successfully obtained a court order blocking its distribution, but in January 2006, copies of the tape appeared on the Internet. In the video, Farrell sports a clean shaven head — a time during which he filmed “Daredevil.” View here

Fred Durst. Fred Durst, the frontman for the band Limp Bizkit, had a video of him and a groupie having sex leaked onto the Internet by a repairman who had been repairing his computer. Previously, Durst had a notorious reputation for his orgy sexcapades at the Playboy mansion. View here

Eve. Rap star/actress Eve had a sex tape released by an angry ex-boyfriend that was filmed before her Hollywood success. The video shows her taking a huge 12″ dildo all the way to the base. View here

Chloe Sevigny. “Big Love” actress Chloe Sevigny gives Vincent Gallo an unsimulated full deep throat blowjob to climax in the art house film “The Brown Bunny.” She said about the role: “I knew people would not understand it. It’s a shame people write so many things when they haven’t seen it. When you see the film, it makes more sense. It’s an art film. It should be playing in museums. It’s like an Andy Warhol movie.” Gallo and Sevigny were lovers at the time. View here

Dustin Diamond. Dustin Diamond, Screech of “Saved by the Bell” fame, authorized the release of a 40-minute sex tape in 2006 in the hopes that it would bring in profits and provide a boost to his career. The scenes include a threesome with two girls, play with sex toys and a dirty sanchez. Previously the former child actor had financial woes and began selling T-shirts over the Internet to save his home from foreclosure. After the release of the tape, Diamond joined the cast of VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club” for two seasons. View here

Amy Fisher. Amy Fisher, dubbed the “Long Island Lolita” by the press, was convicted of the 1992 shooting of Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her lover Joey Buttafuoco with whom she began an affair as a 16 year-old. Fisher served seven years in prison for first degree assault. After her release she married Lou Bellera (pictured) who released their sex tape during a separation. View here

Chyna (Joanie Laurer). Unlike other celebrity sex tapes, this one was NOT leaked onto the Internet. Chyna and wrestler Sean Waltman (X-Pac) sold the film distributors directly in an attempt to profit and boost their careers. View here

Verne Troyer. The 2ft. 8in “Austin Powers” star claims his sex tape with a live-in girlfriend was stolen from his home and is in the hands of the same film producer that released Paris Hilton’s sex tape. View here

Vince Neil. Vince Neil, the former lead singer Motley Crue, and adult film star Janine Lindemulder filmed a sex tape that was stolen in 1999 and made its way to the internet. Neil later joined VH1’s “The Surreal Life.” View here

Simon Rex. Before he was an MTV VJ or began a career in acting, the “Scary Movie” star got his start in gay-marketed solo masturbation films like “Young, Hard and Solo.” Rex declared in “TV Guide,” “I’m not bisexual. I’m not gay.” According to the film’s director, Bob Posey, Rex was able to acheive an erection in 28 seconds.”When his girlfriend would go out of town, he would come over and jack off with me, even when I had the camera turned off.” View here

Warren Cuccurillo - Duran Duran. Warren Cuccurillo was a guitarist in Duran Duran who gained notoriety in the porn industry after making nude appearances in “G” magazine, in which he appeared with a full erection in many photographs. In July 2001, he relaunched his fan club Web site, adding additional members-only sections that included sexually explicit material of himself including solo masturbation videos and penetration with female partners. In one film, a gay male holds Cuccurillo’s penis. Later that year, he created the “Rock Rod,” a self-modeled 9″ dildo that sold through the manufacturer’s Web site and in adult stores. View here

Sylvester Stallone. In the ’70s, Sylvester Stallone broke into the movie biz with adult film “Party at Kitty and Stud’s.” I’m not sure if this is in fact Sly. View here

Gene Simmons. KISS rocker and A&E “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” star had a sex tape released of him with a model. Simmons has been in a long term relationship with Actress Shannon Tweed since 1985. He claims to have slept with more than 4600 women. View here

Meg White - The White Stripes. Deny, deny, deny. Meg White, the drummer and backup singer of The White Stripes, could be the star of a raunchy sextape that circulated in 2007. The White Stripes’ publicist issues this statement: “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.” It looks like her to me. View here

Jessica Sierra - “American Idol”. The “American Idol” bad girl had a series of legal issues including battery, disorderly intoxication and cocaine possession. Her sex tape was filmed in a motel with two other men and a woman. View here

Katie Price (Jordan). The UK glamour model turned reality tv star featured on E!’s “Katie and Peter,” made a sex tape in her early days before she met and settled into marriage with pop star Peter Andre. In September 2008, Price received a New York Times profile that chronicled her success to become Britain’s second richest female. In scenes, Price uses a vibrator during her romp with a male companion and he finishes off the last scene pleasuring her with his foot. View here

Jaimee Foxworth - “Family Matters”. Life after “Family Matters” wasn’t so good for Jaimee Foxworth, the Winslow’s youngest daughter, Judy. With very little acting work coming in the years after Family Matters, Foxworth battled marijuana, depression and destitution. Her family squandered more than $500,000 from her trust fund. Under the name Crave, she participated in seven adult films, including one with porn star Lexington Steele. View here

Toastee. VH1 fixture Toastee is known best as the girl who got kicked off “Flavor of Love” when Flav discovered her porn past. She later joined the cast of “Charm School” and now can be seen on “I Love Money.” View here

Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. Superhead is a former music video performer and porn star turned “New York Times” best seller for ”Confessions of a Video Vixen” — a memoir of her sexual exploits with many celebrities like Jaime Foxx, Jarule, Usher, Jay-z, Rayj, Bobby Brown and Bill Maher. Recently she made headlines once again when she released a photo of anal beads used on her lover Darius McCrary (Eddie Winslow) from “Family Matters.” View here

Jenna Lewis. The “Suvivor” contestant had her wedding night sex tape released. It features 42 minutes of sex with her husband, model Travis Wolfe. View here

Bam Margera. Pro skateboarder and MTV’s “Jackass” and “Viva La Bam” star Bam Margera had a grainy sex tape with a fan leaked to the Internet. View here

Gena Lee Nolin. The “Baywatch” actress made a sex tape with her then-husband Greg Fahlman, who had the tape stolen and leaked after their divorce. View here

Tonya Harding. Tonya Harding and her husband Jeff Gillooly had a sex tape that was leaked onto the Internet and subsequently became so widely available that the couple decided to legitimately release it on their own. It is commercially sold by Penthouse Home Video as the “Wedding Night” tape, although the wedding gown was actually a Halloween costume. View here

Tom Sizemore. “Saving Private Ryan” star Tom Sizemore filmed a marathon-long sex tape with several hookers in his home. Sizemore later joined VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” to battle addiction. View here

Carolyn Murphy - Supermodel. Supermodel Carolyn Murphy’s ex-husband Jake Schroeder allegedly tried to sell a tape featuring the couple having sex during their honeymoon.In January 2006, Schroeder was arrested and charged with extortion for trying to sell the tape.The video was leaked onto the internet in April 2006. View here

Ozzy Lusth - “Survivor”. Oscar “Ozzy” Lusth of “Survivor” was featured on Playboy’s “Foursome,” a reality TV show dubbed “the only TV dating program that shows everything.” It’s basically a dating show with REAL sex, only they don’t show hardcore penetration. View here

Kid Rock. Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp made a sex tape with a bunch of groupies on their tour bus together seven years ago. Only a preview has circulated, the rest of the footage will be released or kept privately pending a court jugement. View here

R. Kelly. “I Believe I Can Fly” singer R. Kelly was taken to court over charges and that he engaged in sexual activity with a 14-year-old niece of R&B songstress Sparkle, a former Kelly protégée. The tape, released by an unknown source, was sent to the Chicago Sun-Times, the newspaper that broke the story. While some witnesses have identified the alleged victim, the girl and her parents and other witnesses have denied that she is the person shown on the tape. Kelly has also denied that he is the man in the video. The scenes feature intercourse and urine play.

Jimi Hendrix. Jimi Hendrix, rock icon, is said to have a sex tape that has been locked away for more than 30 years. It features the guitarist with two busty brunettes.

Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe faced controversy in the 1980s; he taped himself having sex with two young girls, one of whom turned out to be underage

Britney Spears sex tape claims

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 - No Comments »

This Sept. 1, 2007 file photo shows Britney Spears arriving for the grand opening party of LAX nightclub at the Luxor hotel-casino in Las Vegas.

Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has confirmed there is a sex tape of the pair.

The British paparazzo claims he and Britney - who reportedly wears nothing but a pink wig throughout the X-rated piece - made the footage while on holiday in Mexico, and admits he is considering selling the two-hour tape for “the right price”.

He is quoted by Heat magazine as saying: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

It was previously claimed the tape, which had never before been confirmed, features 20 minutes of full sex between Britney and Adnan after a lengthy foreplay session.

A source said: “The video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. ”

At one point in the tape Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’ ” Britney wouldn’t be the only celebrity to be the victim of a sex tape scandal.

Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and Verne Troyer have all featured in raunchy videos.

Paris Hilton to play villain in horror Movie

Monday, September 15th, 2008 - No Comments »

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Socialite heiress Paris Hilton has gone dark with black locks, thick gothic make-up and leather bondage gear for her role as a villain in a horror movie.

Hilton is pictured as villain Amber Sweet in Repo! The Genetic Opera that is based on a stage show of the same name, reports dailymail.co.uk.

Set in 2056, the horror movie is about an epidemic of organ failures that threatens the future of mankind.

The film is due for release in the US Nov 7.

This isn’t the first time that Paris has starred in a horror film.

Her first acting role came in the horror movie House of Wax (2005), in which she played a blonde-haired victim.

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