
On Janet Jackson’s make-or-break new album, the beats attack with militaristic zeal, the vocals blur into a mind-numbing whir, and an army of synthesizers whiz, crack and blurt with mad abandon.
It’s a traffic jam of sound, a heat wave of attempted hooks that suggests someone here may be just a tad desperate.
Someone should be. Jackson’s last album, the lulling “20 Y.O.” released just 18 months ago, bombed. Its predecessor, 2004’s “Damita Jo,” did only slightly better. And they both deserved their financially draining fate. The truth is, Jackson hasn’t hit one out of the park since 1997’s “The Velvet Rope,” a stunner capping an amazing four-album win streak that stretched all the way back to her terrific breakthrough, “Control,” in 1986.
But that was then. Clearly, Jackson now had to do something. Instead, she chose to do everything.
“Discipline” shows none. It’s an unrestrained free-for-all, chasing “edginess” and “cool” with disquieting anxiety. While Jackson’s last few albums played down the tempo, “Discipline” aims greedily at the clubs. It’s a hyper-rhythmic poundfest writ large. Unfortunately, the beats pummel the melodies and overwhelm any sense of momentum. It’s all impact, with no regard for the groove.
The album - largely overseen by Rodney Jerkins and Janet’s main squeeze, Jermaine Dupri - wants eagerly to be seen as “futuristic.” So its trademark “interludes” (eight of ‘em here) use the motif of a talking computer. Likewise, the songs synth up everything, including Janet’s voice. While it would hardly be wise to go the “Unplugged” route with a singer like this, here Jackson’s voice sounds more treated than a sewage plant. Her vocals seem as worked over, and airbrushed, as Joan Collins‘ face in extreme closeup.
Throwing so much stuff at the wall, however, means some things have to stick. A few cuts have club potential - aided by the fact they sound suspiciously like songs that have scored there already. “Rock With U” has a great riff - which was even greater when it first appeared in Madonna’s “Into the Groove.” And “So Much Betta” sounds almost betta than it did last year when Kanye West and Daft Punk created nearly the same effect in “Stronger.”
“Discipline” may show real effort, but it does to the point of herniated strain. For an album that pines so hungrily to be seen as hot and sexy, the trying-too-hard air proves an ultimate turnoff.

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