Want to have a topless Britney Spears in your living room? A five-foot-by-four-foot painted version, that is. Sorry.

An oil painting of Britney by Daniel Maltzman - autographed by La Spears herself! - is being auctioned eBay to raise for the Promises Foundation, which provides assistance for low-income mothers and their children.

The portrait shows Britney in a bikini with her eyes closed and her arms crossed across her, erm, bosoms - in a typical ‘old’ Britney way - and she’s also showing off her belly button ring.

But hey, don’t take my word for it - go see the auction on eBay. It ends on 20 September, and at the time of writing, it’s currently standing at $13,400. Good luck (and dig deep)!

An ambulance was called to the 24-year-old singer’s house in Camden, north London and she was taken to the accident and emergency unit at University College Hospital at around 8.40pm.

Police were stationed outside her house as Winehouse was brought out in a wheelchair while wrapped in a blanket and given oxygen. Her father Mitch Winehouse was with her.

Her spokesman Chris Goodman said: “Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to hospital.

“Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow.”

A spokeswoman for London Ambulance Service said: “We were called at approximately 8.40pm to an address in NW1 to reports of an adult female taken unwell.

“We sent an ambulance and a fast response car and the patient has been taken to hospital.”

A hospital spokesman said Ms Winehouse was in a stable condition and medics would make a decision whether to discharge her this morning.

The spokesman added they expected her to go home tomorrow if she has a comfortable night.

Mr Winehouse entered the hospital at around 11.50pm and asked reporters and photographers to leave the family alone.

When asked how serious his daughter’s condition was, he held up a bag of KFC and replied: “This is how serious it is.”

Winehouse, who is being treated for an addiction to crack cocaine, is also suffering from emphysema and was admitted to hospital after collapsing at her home last month.

Mr Winehouse said in June: “It’s in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there with a mask on her face struggling to breathe.

The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.”

Amy Winehouse might have to miss Glastonbury and the Nelson Mandela concert next week, the singer’s spokesman has admitted.

The troubled singer is booked to play at Mandela’s 90th birthday concert in Hyde Park on Friday June 27 followed by Glastonbury, directly before headliner Jay-Z, the following day.

But Winehouse, who has fought heroin and crack addiction, is still in a London clinic awaiting the results of tests following her collapse at home.

A spokesman said Winehouse still intended to perform at both high-profile events, but that that doctors would decide whether she was well enough to take to the stage.

He said: “Amy has undergone more scans and tests and we are awaiting the verdict of her doctors.

“At present, she still intends to perform at the two scheduled dates next week. However, a decision will be made entirely upon the advice of her doctors and in her best interests.”

Winehouse, 24, has been in the London Clinic since being taken there by her father Mitch after fainting at her home in Camden, north London, on Monday.

Toni Braxton is on the mend and in “good condition” following a health scare.

The 40-year-old “Un-Break My Heart” singer was admitted to Las Vegas’ St. Rose Dominican Hospital for chest pains Monday night.

The six-time Grammy winner, in Vegas headlining a five-nights-a-week show at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino, is currently listed in good condition and is expected to be released later Tuesday.

But according to a Flamingo rep, Braxton won’t be able to go on with her Revealed show right away.

“We wish Toni a quick recovery and would like her to take the time she needs to regain optimal health,” said Don Marrandino, the resort’s president . “We are looking forward to her return at the end of the week.”

The singer’s agent at ICM, Mark Seigel, would not comment on Braxton’s hospitalization.

Though several reports have erroneously claimed that Braxton was taken to the hospital immediately after a performance, there was no Revealed scheduled for Monday. (The show is dark on Sundays and Mondays.) Hotel officials also clarified that Braxton was not at the casino at the time.

While there hasn’t been any further details released on her present ailment, Braxton has previously admitted suffering from a condition called pericarditis, an inflammation of the lining of the heart, which she was diagnosed with four years ago.

In a January interview with Newsweek, Braxton said she periodically suffers from heart flutters and high blood pressure.

Since her disclosure, Braxton has since been named a spokeswoman for the American Heart Association.

Want to know where Britney Spears is today? You can either follow the smell of wig glue and bubblegum through L.A., like the paps do, or just keep your eyes on this here site:

E! News has learned that Brit, who on Monday did a table read for her upcoming role on CBS’ How I Met Your Mother, will be on the Fox lot today for more rehearsals. The episode, in which the flirty celeb plays a flirty receptionist, tapes later this week. Way to show your range, girlfriend!

Spears is taking a break this week from her near-daily dance rehearsals while she focuses on her first TV acting gig since Will and Grace in 2006.

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