Betty: But Gord, I don’t care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.
Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I’d be a lot better if you’d smack my legs with this bamboo.
Gord Brody: I wanna eat chicken burgers.
Gord Brody: I’m gunna make you proud, Dad…
[starts driving away but brakes and honks as a senior citizen is about to cross]
Gord Brody: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
[continues driving]
Jim: Get out of the toilet!


Jim: Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy’s a genius! He’s rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings.
Julie Brody: Gordie, sit down. We’re having roast beef.
Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
Jim: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy’s tummy hurts because there’s too much roast beef in it.
Gord Brody: It’s just boring.
[Opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
Gord Brody: I’m eating a chicken sandwich.
Jim: No, you’re not!
Gord Brody: This is crazy. I’m a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.
Jim: He’s 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon’s son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
[Grabs chicken sandwich, throws it to the dogs]
Julie Brody: Jim, no!
Jim: You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed.
[Gord leaves the room]
Gord Brody: You can’t hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!
Gord Brody: [Dressed in his father’s suit, back to front] I’m the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can.
Gord Brody: There’s my La Baron. Where’s your La Baron?

Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s’mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap’n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on ‘em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That’s it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it… oh yeah, pussy.
Kenny: You got it.
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.
Thurgood Jenkins: I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.
Thurgood Jenkins: Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!


Brian: Bully! That’s a certified fully!
Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!
Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!
Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain’t gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I’m gonna want some cocktail… FRUIT!
Kenny: Here take it!
[walks away with Squirrel Master]
Kenny: I’m somebody’s bitch!
Kenny: No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!
Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy shit, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.
Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he’s adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he’s a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer’s good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said “no man that’s my brother, I can’t fight nibbles” but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said “that’s it!” he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I’d say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
The Guy on the Couch: Hey, is it January?
Thurgood Jenkins: No, it’s August.
The Guy on the Couch: Really?
Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!
Thurgood Jenkins: Who the fuck told you that?
Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood Jenkins: So who is that, Jerry Garcia’s brother?
Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia’s brother.
Brian: You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!
Thurgood Jenkins: Obviously you missed the whole point of that story, Brian.
Thurgood Jenkins: I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Samson Simpson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood Jenkins: Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!
Sir-Smoke-Alot: Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! ‘Cause it’s hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I’ll give you five.
Record Store Customer: Ugh-huh, he autographed it himself.
Brian: All right, I’ll give you four.
Thurgood Jenkins: So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
Thurgood Jenkins: Abba Zaba, you my only friend.
Kenny: I didn’t know that horse was a diabetic!
Scarface: Don’t worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is…
Brian: …Fucking impossible, man!
Scarface: I got it! Why don’t we sell that weed that we smoked earlier!
Thurgood Jenkins: We suggested that already!
Scarface: For real, B?
[Phone beeps go off in Scarface’s head]
Voice: Marijuana affects the memory.
Thurgood Jenkins: [to Mary Jane] Listen, I really like you. I was just wondering maybe if you’re interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something…
Scarface: OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!
Brian: BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU’RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!
Thurgood Jenkins: Damn!
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don’t want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it’s bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!
Thurgood Jenkins: I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy!
Thurgood Jenkins: I’m sorry, yo. I don’t wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
Thurgood Jenkins: I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y’all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don’t feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y’all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I’ll get Billy Bong Thornton!
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn’t be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!
Kenny: In eleven days I’m as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Detective: Hey! You paying attention?
Brian: No.
Thurgood Jenkins: If I wasn’t from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?
Samson Simpson: I’m going to kill your little Mexican friend
Scarface: I’m Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!
Scarface: Yo I’m Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.
Brian: I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do and… FLIP OUT man… all I wanna know is one thing… who’s coming with me?
Cop: This horse is a diabetic!
Brian: Hey, Jan… will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I’m gay. I’m a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What’s that like?
Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!
Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
Overweight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
Kenny: I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy!
Thurgood Jenkins: Smoke-Alot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer…
Sir-Smoke-Alot: He had sex with my momma! Why?
Thurgood Jenkins: Spirituality…
Sir-Smoke-Alot: God, if you listenin’, help!…
Thurgood Jenkins: His bad back…
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy.
Thurgood Jenkins: His love life…
Sir-Smoke-Alot: I’m impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch!
[pushing a girl aside]
Thurgood Jenkins: I mean, talk about a guy with problems.
Thurgood Jenkins: This money is not for spending, it’s for saving! Kenny’s sweet virgin ass! You guys spend one more dime I swear I will *bitch*slap you! Gimme that!
[takes a hit from a roach]
Thurgood Jenkins: I’m sorry for yelling. But I’m serious!
Mary Jane Potman: My father’s a drug dealer.
Thurgood Jenkins: Wow, that must’ve been the shit.
Mary Jane Potman: It ruined his life.
Thurgood Jenkins: That must’ve been shitty.
I’m Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: Would you like to hear some of my poetry?
Thurgood Jenkins: Not really, no.
I’m Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: You really should. “I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I… I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ”
Thurgood Jenkins: You must seek therapy. But that’s just where I would go with that.
Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we’re out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don’t have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I’ve made bongs with less. Hurry up!
Thurgood Jenkins: It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James… hold on, wait a minute… Old James… Old James wasn’t there… I don’t even know nobody named Old James.
[Old James disappears]
Thurgood Jenkins: This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.
Thurgood Jenkins: [in a woman’s voice] Samson… it’s Sheila… M-Momma fell…
Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!
Thurgood Jenkins: I’ve heard people say you don’t get high the first time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. WE were really, REALLY high. We was to’ up!
Scarface: ABRACADABRA, B!
Thurgood Jenkins: My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
Scarface: Yo, that shit must be good, B. My boy hasn’t coughed like that since back in the day yo!
Thurgood Jenkins: I’m sexy! I’m a scholar! People like me!
Thurgood Jenkins: [voice over, in reference to weed] You can get this stuff at little corner stores called “bodegas.” Say it with me,
[”BO-DE-GAS” appears on the screen]
Thurgood Jenkins: Bodegas. Yes, very good.
Employee: [speaking into microphone] One Heffer with cheese.
Scarface: You son of a bitch, I’m right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I’m workin’ the grill, B? Damn!
Employee: [into the microphone] Sorry.
Historian Smoker: You know back in the 60’s, we used to smoke this shit on the street. Cops didn’t say nothin’, Hell, they were gettin’ high to; everybody was good. It wasn’t the thing to do because it was the thing to do, ya know. It was the thing to do because it got you high. Can you dig it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Oh I feel ya, yeah, I feel ya. That’s why I’m doin’ it. I feel ya. Man, you cool as shit mister. I hate to do it, but I got to charge ya 60 bucks.
Historian Smoker: 60 bucks?! Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
[leans in]
Historian Smoker: Do you know how much condoms cost back in the day?
Thurgood Jenkins: [shakes head] How much?
Historian Smoker: [shrugs shoulders] Don’t know, we never used them.
[both start laughing]

Juanita: Surprise me Jody and leave the nest.
Sweet Pea: I’m not going to use the b-word. I just call y’all unstable creatures.
Joe Joe: I hate you.
Rodney: I hate you too little nigga, you ain’t my son.
Rodney: What’s happening, baby? I’m home. Damn, what you got to eat in this motherfucker? Shit, I’m hungry as FUCK!
Rodney: Jody? Nigga, you Jody? Vette ain’t here, cuz. Come to get your son? Come get his muthafuckin’ ass. I ain’t trying to be his daddy no way.
[after Jody left]
Rodney: I can’t *believe* this muthafucka had the audacity to come to *my* muthafuckin’ house, after he done *talked* shit to me when I was locked up, *fucked* my bitch, had a baby by her. Man, get the heat, cuz. Fuck this nigga.
Rodney: Hello? Hello? Yvette?
Jody: Naw, nigga, this ain’t no motherfuckin’ Yvette!
Rodney: Put Yvette on the phone, nigga!
Jody: What? This my phone, nigga! Don’t call my house no more!
Rodney: How the *fuck* is that yo’ house, nigga? You don’t even live there. Is this Jody? The Jody that got my boo pregnant and can’t take care of his responsibilities as a muthafuckin’ man? Livin’ at yo’ mamma house? Walking around the streets like a little ass boy? Nigga, you’s a *bitch*!
Jody: What? Yo’ ass in jail! You can’t say nothin’ about me and mine, homeboy. Look, don’t call my *fuckin’* house no more! My girl ain’t feeling you. It’s not happening, cuz! Concentrate on not dropping the soap, you bitch-ass nigga!
Rodney: *Fuck* you, cuz!
[hangs up]
Jody: I want a block on my motherfucking phone tomorrow, Yvette.
Yvette: All right, Jody, damn!
Jody: Stupid ass.
Yvette: You stupid.
Jody: All on the phone spreading my business out there. He on the other end talking ’bout “Yeah, I know you live with yo’ mamma.” I don’t wanna hear that shit!Guns and butta baby, but y’all wouldn’t know nothing ’bout that, little dum mutha f*ckas

I a size 6 now that’s average. For who a white girl. Jody baby I’m a size 16 now that’s average too

I dont wanna reach the gates and Jesus be like turn yo ass around nigga

I tell those other girls the truth because I dont care about them, I lie to you because I care about your FEELINGS.

Lord, please show us the way, and if not, then please forgive us for being lost.

you know i love your mom

Dear Lord,

Please forgive us for all are sins we have brought upon us. And look down upon us with forgiveness for all are sins we will have in the future. I know you understand that brothers ain’t perfect, but we try lord. We try to keep our heads up in bad times. This is a bad time. Show us the way. And if you can’t show us the way… then forgive us for being lost.

After its record-breaking worldwide opening the previous frame, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” gave up considerable boxoffice altitude on the foreign circuit during the weekend but still remained a dominant No. 1 with $84.4 million lured from more than 16,000 screens in 64 territories.

Although the weekend take dropped 64% from its smashing debut, the “Prince” frame catapult Warner Bros. past the $1 billion international gross mark for the year, the ninth consecutive year the studio has surpassed that benchmark.

Fox was the first studio this year to top $1 billion internationally, doing so this month. Paramount is on the verge of joining the club, and Sony hopes to do so by early next month.

“Prince’s” overseas cume is $405.3 million and its global boxoffice total is $627.2 million, making the sixth outing in the multibillion-dollar Warners franchise the 39th biggest-grossing title in history after just 12 days of release.

The latest “Potter” opened in Poland ($2 million from 196 screens) and Argentina ($1.9 million from 190 sites), but the big numbers continue to be drawn from the major territories. The top three are Germany, with $9.25 million from 1,377 screens for a cume of $40 million; France, with $9 million from 970 spots for a $33.6 million cume; and the U.K., with $8.3 million from 585 locations for a cume of $53.5 million.

“G-Force,” the weekend’s No. 1 film in the U.S. and Canada, dipped its toes in international waters via Disney in Chile. The first four days at 37 locations produced an estimated $300,000, or about $8,000 per screen, enough for a No. 3 market ranking.

Disney’s comedy “The Proposal” opened at No. 2 in the U.K. with an estimated $3.4 million derived from 428 screens.

Finishing a solid second during the weekend was Fox’s “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs,” which collected $40.6 million from 9,946 situations in 102 markets. The threequel remains 2009’s top grosser internationally with an overseas cume of $505.4 million (vs. $171.3 million domestic).

In third was Warners’ sleeper hit “The Hangover,” which continues to show unusual overseas traction for a comedy. Propelled by a $4.3 million Germany opening (including previews) at 455 screens, “Hangover” drew $10.2 million from a total of 2,300 sites in 37 territories. Its foreign cume stands at $98.5 million.

Premiering in 13 markets, “Public Enemies” drew $9.6 million from 2,600 locations in 33 territories, finishing No. 4 overall and lifting its overseas cume to $36.3 million. The best new market for the Johnny Depp crime drama was Russia, where the No. 2 tally was $2.4 million from 327 spots. It was the biggest overseas opening for a title from director Michael Mann, distributor Universal said.

Fifth on the weekend was DreamWorks/Paramount’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” which grossed $7.5 million from 6,891 spots in 63 territories. The sequel’s foreign cume is at $413.2 million, compared with the $389 million grossed by the 2007 original during its entire foreign run.

A listless France debut ($1.1 million from 214 screens, ranking No. 5) held the weekend tally for “Bruno” to an estimated $6.5 million from 2,700 situations in 33 markets, bringing the overseas cume for the Sacha Baron Cohen comedy — from co-distributors Universal, Sony and Mandate International — to $56 million. Worldwide, “Bruno” has grossed $112.5 million to date.

Sony’s “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3,” co-starring Denzel Washington and John Travolta, scored close to a No. 1 finish in its Spain opening: $2.1 million from 359 screens. Overall, the weekend provided $2.8 million from 540 sites in 14 markets for an overseas cume of $9.1 million.

Also in France, the top local-language title was “Une semaine dur deux,” a melodrama from TFM Distribution. Its opening round drew $1.3 million from 330 screens and a No. 4 market ranking.

Opening at No. 5 was EuropaCorp. Distribution’s import of actor-director Tony Jaa’s martial arts drama “Ong Bak 2,” from Thailand’s Sahamongkol Film; its gross was $1.2 million from 280 spots. The Weinstein Co.’s “The Reader” finished at No. 6 in France with $1 million from 285 locations in its second round, off 33% from the opener. The market cume for the Kate Winslet starrer stands at $3 million.

Other international cumes: Fox’s “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian,” $212.1 million; Sony’s “Terminator Salvation,” $237.9 million; Universal’s “State of Play,” $48.6 million; Fox’s “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” $183.4 million; and Universal’s “The Limits of Control,” $30,000 (opening at five situations in Australia).

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Disney has found a new starring vehicle for Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus: The company snatched rights to the young adult novel Wings and has plans to develop the title around Cyrus, according to Variety. The story, originally written by Aprilynee Pike, will revolve around Cyrus playing Laurel, a 15-year-old girl who grows up home-schooled in a small town before heading off to a large high school. There, she realizes she’s unlike the other kids, as she sprouts a pair of wings and realizes she’s a fairy. The book was originally published in May and is planned to be just the beginning of a four-title series. Cyrus is currently shooting The Last Song, an adaptation of the novel Nicholas Sparks wrote.