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Rock Of Love Bus Marcia Eliminated.

Bret Michaels has a concert tonight. Ten girls compete to see who can clear the band’s equipment off the stage the fastest. The winners get VIP treatment at the concert, while the rest have to sit in the nosebleed seats. Bret has a tough decision at elimination after seeing that one girl was a sore loser, one gave his gift away, and another was allegedly spotted making out with Bret’s drummer.

Marcia

Bret Michaels and his busload of babes descended on Hammond’s Horseshoe Casino last September. And if you’re a fan of the Poison frontman and his hit series “Rock of Love Bus,” you may have been there to see his solo show and witness some of the shenanigans involved in the episode’s taping.

If you were, you’ll definitely want to tune in Sunday to “Rock of Love Bus.” This weekend’s show, which airs at 8 p.m. on VH-1, is the 4th episode of season three and not only includes segments from the concert taped at The Venue at Horseshoe Casino but also scenes filmed around the surrounding area and Chicagoland.

“Rock of Love Bus” is Michael’s reality “dating game,” and was conceived as a platform to allow him to get to know contestants in various dating situations so he can choose a compatible girlfriend.

The show is currently VH-1’s most popular show. If you miss Sunday’s broadcast, it will appear in reruns during the week. FYI: vh1.com.

Bret Michaels, hair metal’s most available single guy, has loaded 20 prospective dates onto a tour bus and headed off for the third season of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels.

“If you want to know the true measure of a person, spend a week on the road with them,” the Poison frontman, 45, tells OK!.

Michaels, who has two daughters with ex-girlfriend Kristi Lynn Gibson, 38, says he’s still looking for love, but thinks he may have found something close to it on this season.

“I find what I think is my best chance for it,” he says. “She’s someone who can handle being out on the road, but she can still have fun. I think I did good.”

At the end of season 2, Michaels chose Ambre Lake to be his lady love. So what happened between then and now?

“Finding true love on TV is tough,” he says. “Being long-distance was hard. When I have time off, I jump on a plane to see my kids. Ambre was very cool about the new season starting, and we left the door open between us.”

When asked which celebrity he’d like to see on his tour bus, Michaels says, “Jennifer Aniston is smokin’ hot, smart and funny. You could take her home to mom and grandma. But behind closed doors she’d rock your world.”

Since his early days on the road with Poison, Michaels has sported a bandana around his long blond locks. Now a little bit older, you have to wonder, is the hair still as thick under there?

“Yes,” he says, “but it’s fine and thin so I like having extensions.”

A diabetic himself, Michaels is a spokesman for the American Diabetes Association. When asked how he juggles being a rock star and having diabetes, the singer says, “This is the sickest thing any rock star will say, but the art of balance will let you rock forever.”

He continues, “Most diabetics don’t live in a bubble. At some point you’re going to have something with sugar, you’ll want to get a drink and it’s all about working out how to balance it in your diet.

Bret is looking for a woman with maternal instincts…so he puts his twelve girls in ice skates to see how well they protect “Baby Bret” against the University of Illinois Women’s Hockey Team and special guest player, Lacey. When one of the girls is accused of making a secret phone call to someone who might be her boyfriend, it leads to one of the most heated elimination ceremonies.

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