Back for the show is The Entertainer, from I Love New York 2 and the first season of I Love Money.  Joining him is his former competitor Heat, who was also seen on I Love New York.  Then there’s the much-bullied Tailor Made of I Love New York 2 and New York Goes to Hollywood.  The one who punched him, Buddha, will also be returning, as well as I Love New York’s Onix.  There’s also 20 Pack and It from I Love New York 2 and , with BonezT-Weed from that show’s first season.

As for the ladies, we’ve got reality show experts as well.  There’s Angelique of stripper-fame, from Rock of Love 2 and the recently ended Rock of Love: Charm School.  Three ex-contestants of Flavor of Love and Flavor of Love: Charm School are also in I Love Money 2 as well: the crybaby Leilene, Buckwild the fairy princess of the underworld, and the memorable Saaphyri.

Rock of Love’s Tamara will also be on this season of I Love Money, though you might not really remember her.  Although, you might recall this trio from Flavor of Love 3: Prancer, Myammee and the blunt-as-an-ice-pick Ice. Real Chance of Love’s Cali and Milf are also taking part.

The Entertainer

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2, I Love Money
You may remember him for: Sucking New York’s toes; Sucking at independent living (his tenure in his parents’ basement has been well documented); Sucking at hanging onto a stripper pole, which led to his elimination on last season’s I Love Money.
Our prediction: He was robbed of his chance at domestic freedom – expect him to come back with a vengeance. Oh, and don’t be surprised if he hooks up, like, immediately. Once a freak, always a freak!

Heat

You may remember him from: I Love New York, I Love Money
You may remember him for: Being the proud owner of a Ya-Ya; His fizzled bromance with 12 Pack; His fizzled romance with Destiney.
Our prediction: Without 12 Pack, we’ll finally get to see what Heat is like standing on his own. As far as his character arc goes, it’s sink-or-swim time. If that sounds like the premise of an I Love Money challenge, don’t be surprised if it turns out to be one.

Tailor Made

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2, New York Goes to Hollywood
You may remember him for: Getting pounced on by Mr. Wise out of unresolved spitting-incident beef (our favorite kind of beef at VH1, since it carries extra bacteria!); Getting punched by Buddha; Getting dumped by New York on New York Goes To Hollywood after ultimately “winning” her heart on I Love New York 2. Tailor’s supposed fame addiction and workaholism caused New York to dismiss him from the restaurant table they were sharing. Oooh! Cold!
Our prediction: After so much emasculation, things can only get better for Tailor – even if he comes in dead last.

Angelique

You may remember her from: Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Charm School
You may remember her for: Always being naked always; Always being humorously subtitled always; Referring to stripping as if it’s a glamor profession; Smearing chocolate mousse on her boobs; Giving Bret the single most frightening kiss in either season of Rock of Love (no mean feat!); Happily leaving Charm School under the philosophy that you can’t improve upon perfection.
Our prediction: Despite her undeniable presence, Frenchie has appeared on just five show episodes in total (reunions and clip shows notwithstanding). Expect her to hold onto her time on I Love Money 2 with the tenacity she usually reserves for the stripper pole. You know she’s in this one for the long haul.

Leilene

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Crying a lot; Appearing on a dating show despite still being in love with her ex-husband or whatever; Getting a picture of her dead mother stolen from her by Larissa in Charm School in a multi-episode arc dubbed “Picturegate” by…well, us; Getting into an argument with Larissa that found her shrieking, “I am a damn…good…motherrrrrr!”; Taking second place in the original Charm School.
Our prediction: Leilene will show us she’s a damn good competitor as long as she doesn’t let her emotions get in the way. Stocking up on waterproof mascara couldn’t hurt either.

Buckwild

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Her controversial speech pattern; Being dubbed a “fairy princess…who resides over the pits of hell!” by New York; Leaving Flavor of Love 2 when New York’s reentry in the competition to win Flav’s heart was announced; Throwing a shoe at New York at the Flavor of Love 2 reunion; Forging an adorable sisterhood with Saaphyri on Charm School; Breaking down in the middle of Picturegate but finally pulling it together to place third in Charm School.

Our prediction: A fighter for what she wants, especially if that happens to be airtime, expect her to make good on the promise of her name. Once again, it’s that time…

Saaphyri

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Her flower-flinging fight over a bed with H-Town; Her ensuing prayer (”Lord, please forgive me for beating this bitch ass today and for thinking about doing it again”); Her offer of Lip Chap to her adversary; Her anger-management certificate that she rode all the way to a Charm School victory (the earnings allowed her to start her own Lip Chap line, as promoted in a series of viral videos); Saying, “Whoa, you mad, huh?” in response to Leilene’s aforementioned freak-out.
Our prediction: One of the most memorable and endearing characters in the …Of Love universe, we’re prepared to fall in love with Saaphyri all over again.

Prancer

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Her reindeer fetish; The Heelys she used to zip around the mansion; Intimating that she and Flav did it in a rapping challenge (”Keep s*** on the low, you know what I know!”); Being one of the few girls from Flavor of Love 3 to admit that she was physically attracted to Flav; Her dearly departed weave.
Our prediction: If Money 2 was shot in the same house as the first season, there’s a lot of space for our favorite reindeer girl to get her skate on. We’re excited to watch Prancer gone wild!

Myammee

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Getting booted from FOL3 for a phone call gone awry that she said was “Just a, uh, guy!”…who was looking for money?; Her eternal struggle to prevent her weave from getting weet; Being a “pretty girl wanting to do pretty things” (seriously; direct quote); And, let’s be honest: her 34DDDs. (Don’t hate us for knowing that — we wouldn’t if she weren’t proud enough to have bragged about it!)
Our prediction: Myammee will rock swim caps like Megan rocked bikinis. We can’t wait to see her head in a thong!

Ice

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Being upfront about appearing on Flavor of Love to further her career (to the point of self-sabotage); Being upfront about how unattractive she found Flav; Maybe conducting an interview with her radio station while on the show?
Our prediction: Some post-show beef with Buckwild sets up a battle of the counterparts very nicely. Otherwise, let’s hope for Ice’s sake that she plays her cards a little bit closer to her chest.

Cali

You may remember her from: Real Chance of Love
You may remember her for: Being accused of industry-chickery (what she really wants to do is make-up!); Denying a fake caller’s advances, which led to Real and Chance’s fake bar brawl that led to their fake arrest.
Our prediction: She “failed” the no-snitching challenge, which says a lot about her ethics, but also her inability to work under pressure (at least given the confines of the challenge). Do ethics have a place on I Love Money, anyway?

Milf

You may remember her from: Real Chance of Love
You may remember her for: Her Real-and-Chance-endorsed grown-and-sexiness; Her child-obsession; Her frequent tears that came from being targeted by the other girls; Her frequent gymnastics.
Our prediction: Milf often seems like the house punching-bag on Real Chance of Love. It’ll be great to see how she operates in an environment where she isn’t competing for a man. As long as she’s tumbling, we’re watching. Seriously…she’s really underrated!

Buddha

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Being the first contestant in Celebreality history to be eliminated from a show and then return on the same season (Thing 2 on Flavor of Love 3 was the second); Almost winning New York’s heart (he came in second, right after Tailor Made, the dude he was initially eliminated for punching); Almost losing New York’s mind for her (New York Goes to Hollywood had nothing on the theatrics brought forth in her hotel room during the Final 3’s visit to Miami); Adult programming on Showtime.
Our prediction: Brawn, brains and a flair for drama? From the looks of it, Buddha is the one to beat…as long as he doesn’t beat his competitors first. Literally.

Onix

You may remember him from: I Love New York
You may remember him for: The puddles of drool he was able to extract from New York; Calling out Sister Patterson (he thought her caterwauling performance at church was put-on) and surviving unscathed!
Our prediction: Brutal honesty might not be the best strategy for this game of deceit. If he holds his tongue, he’ll go far. Being shirtless as much as possible couldn’t hurt either. Just saying.

20 Pack

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Being hot. Duh. Oh, also, he once took a mud bath with New York. That was hot, too.
Our prediction: From 20 Pack? Hmmm. Hotness perhaps?

It

Note: Before you get your panties in a bunch, It is a hunk because we said so. Really, we did. We love him, maybe a bit irrationally, but no matter: he totally does it for us in ways that his hard-bodied counterparts can’t. Although they’re hot, too, so whatever.

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Claiming the flowers Tailor Made had sent to him as his own (he reasoned that “Larry Fishburne” sent them on behalf of It, which, what?); Licking a lot; Chopping bricks at the I Love New York 2 reunion; Presenting New York with a jewelry box full of French fries; Acting all together…special whenever cameras are around.