15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:

Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.

14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.

13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.

12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.

11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
Photographic Evidence:

Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:

9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.

8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*

7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.

6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:

And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.

5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.

4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:

This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:

She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.

3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s the You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.

Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.

Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.

1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:

Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.

Jessica Simpson has revealed an abusive relationship inspired a song on her new country album ‘Do You Know’,

The song ‘Remember That’ includes the lyric “With his hands or with his words/you don’t deserve it” and Jessica told the forthcoming issue of Elle magazine: “I know that I sing it with experience.”

“I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

She added though that she’s had very positive experiences in relationships too and her time with John Mayer last year helped shape her as a person: “John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today.

“John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

Fallsview Casino Resort announced today that it has added a second performance by international music, fashion, TV and movie star Jessica Simpson to its August concert line-up.

Simpson, whose August 28th show sold out almost immediately when it was announced earlier this month, will now perform in Fallsview’s Avalon Theater on Wednesday, August 27th, as well.

“Ms. Simpson’s show sold out as quickly as any we’ve ever had here at Fallsview Casino over the last four years,” said Greg Medulun, Director of Communications. “When the opportunity came along for us to book her for a second show, we jumped at it. Our customers have made it abundantly clear that they want to see Ms. Simpson’s show.”

Simpson has graced the covers of some of the world’s most popular magazines, including Rolling Stone, Cosmopolitan, GQ, Marie Claire and Elle.

And she has just added “country music sensation” to her list of accomplishments. Her first country music single - “Come On Over” - charted higher than any other debut country single in the history of Billboard’s Hot Country Songs chart this past spring. Her debut country album will be released this fall.

In addition to several previous albums - including the four-times-platinum In This Skin - Simpson is instantly recognizable for her recurring role on TV’s That 70s Show, the MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and her film debut as Daisy Duke in the big-screen version of The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson also contributed her distinctive cover of Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’” to the movie’s soundtrack.

Jessica Simpson’s love life continues to be confusing.

The singer went on a Mexican vacation with her parents Sunday, as conflicting reports surfaced about her interaction with is-he-or-isn’t-he boyfriend Tony Romo at her sister’s wedding the day before.

According to People magazine, Simpson cuddled and kissed with the Dallas Cowboys quarterback during Ashlee Simpson’s nuptials. The mag, mind you, has reportedly bought exclusive rights to publish photos from the wedding.

“They were very cozy and cute together,” a source told People. Jessica “was in an amazing mood and so happy her sister was getting married.”

Another insider said Romo, who refused to talk about Jessica earlier in the week, “was very sweet to her” during the wedding, adding, “they were very much a couple.”

Alas, a source told E! Online that Jessica “did not look happy the entire night. She just wasn’t her bubbly self.” According to the insider, the pop star and Romo “barely interacted the entire night, except for some dancing at the end.”

Hmm…

The singer and the NFL star have not been photographed together in weeks, fueling reports that they have broken up. Jessica’s rep has maintained that the two are still an item.

Jessica Simpson’s mother Tina has revealed that her daughter has secretly married her American football star boyfriend Tony Romo.

Jessica and her mother were leaving Los Angeles restaurant Chili’s when Tina revealed her daughter had secretly tied the knot for the second time, reports News.com.au.

When asked if Jessica was planning to marry Tony, Tina said: “Jessica is already married to Tony! What are you talking about?”

Jessica, who has been dating Romo since last November, said “Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!”

However, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback recently dismissed rumors of even an engagement.

Attending the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male of the Year Awards, the 27-year-old said that the engagement reports are nothing but rumors.