15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:

Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.

14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.

13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.

12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.

11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
Photographic Evidence:

Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:

9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.

8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:

Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*

7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.

6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:

And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.

5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:

Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.

4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:

This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:

She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.

3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:

If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s the You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:

This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.

Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.

Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.

1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:

Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.

Pop diva Mariah Carey will be filling in on ‘SNL’ for Janet Jackson, who is sick with the flu. Jackson, 41, was scheduled to perform one of the singles off her newly released album, “Discipline.”

NBC announced Wednesday that Carey, 37, will be filling in for Jackson’s scheduled performance in New York on March 15.

Jackson’s publicist, Patti Webster, released a statement on Tuesday saying Jackson dropped out because she has the flu and “needs some time to get better.”

This will be Carey’s first appearance on ‘Saturday Night Live’ in over 10 years. Carey has a new album out on April 15 called E=MC2.

Pop singer Janet Jackson, whose fluctuating weight has fascinated the tabloids for years, is co-writing a book about her journey as an “emotional eater.”

A title and publication details are expected to be announced soon, but Jackson hopes to have the book out by the end of the year. She is collaborating on the project with her nutritionist, David Allen, she told Billboard.com.

“It’s not just this sterile, weight loss and how to do it book, but my journey even from when I was a kid … being an emotional eater,” said Jackson, who is 41.

“It takes you through those moments in my life up ’til now and what worked for me. And hopefully within that, if it doesn’t work for them, maybe they’ll find something that does work for them and a nice place for them to be content with who they are.”

Jackson, who said last month on CNN’s “Larry King Live” that she liked French fries, sweets, caramel and candy apples, reportedly put on 60 pounds in 2006. She currently occupies the No. 1 spot on the U.S. pop album chart with her latest release, “Discipline.”

On Janet Jackson’s make-or-break new album, the beats attack with militaristic zeal, the vocals blur into a mind-numbing whir, and an army of synthesizers whiz, crack and blurt with mad abandon.

It’s a traffic jam of sound, a heat wave of attempted hooks that suggests someone here may be just a tad desperate.

Someone should be. Jackson’s last album, the lulling “20 Y.O.” released just 18 months ago, bombed. Its predecessor, 2004’s “Damita Jo,” did only slightly better. And they both deserved their financially draining fate. The truth is, Jackson hasn’t hit one out of the park since 1997’s “The Velvet Rope,” a stunner capping an amazing four-album win streak that stretched all the way back to her terrific breakthrough, “Control,” in 1986.

But that was then. Clearly, Jackson now had to do something. Instead, she chose to do everything.

“Discipline” shows none. It’s an unrestrained free-for-all, chasing “edginess” and “cool” with disquieting anxiety. While Jackson’s last few albums played down the tempo, “Discipline” aims greedily at the clubs. It’s a hyper-rhythmic poundfest writ large. Unfortunately, the beats pummel the melodies and overwhelm any sense of momentum. It’s all impact, with no regard for the groove.

The album - largely overseen by Rodney Jerkins and Janet’s main squeeze, Jermaine Dupri - wants eagerly to be seen as “futuristic.” So its trademark “interludes” (eight of ‘em here) use the motif of a talking computer. Likewise, the songs synth up everything, including Janet’s voice. While it would hardly be wise to go the “Unplugged” route with a singer like this, here Jackson’s voice sounds more treated than a sewage plant. Her vocals seem as worked over, and airbrushed, as Joan Collins‘ face in extreme closeup.

Throwing so much stuff at the wall, however, means some things have to stick. A few cuts have club potential - aided by the fact they sound suspiciously like songs that have scored there already. “Rock With U” has a great riff - which was even greater when it first appeared in Madonna’s “Into the Groove.” And “So Much Betta” sounds almost betta than it did last year when Kanye West and Daft Punk created nearly the same effect in “Stronger.”

“Discipline” may show real effort, but it does to the point of herniated strain. For an album that pines so hungrily to be seen as hot and sexy, the trying-too-hard air proves an ultimate turnoff.