Can’t stand this weather, ya can’t get tanned in this weather, ya can’t creep in this weather, you can’t do anything… girls don’t come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

How many balls do you want? I want two.. in my face.

I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to.. but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.


I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side.

I feel like I’m gonna be like a tornado. I’m just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.

I’m gonna have a good time & get creepy & get weird.

My uncles want me to just come here & bang everything, but I kinda want better quality girls.

Whether [Angelina] comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesn’t cockblock like she did in Jersey.

Now I get a chance to show everybody the real Angelina, not like, ya know, only the bitchy side.

I was only in the house for a short amount of time & the girls are jealous.

“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”… with what ass? Pancake ass…

The bitch of Staten Island is back & ready to f*ckin’ party.

(on fried pickles) This puts pickles on a whole ‘nother level.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

If I’m there for 60 days & I keep hittin’ it.. 60 different girls, if there’s ever a night I can’t get one, I’ll just double-up the next night.

What the fuck? Angelina! I thought I saw a ghost.

Who cares? I’m single now, if I hook up with one of youz one night, who gives a fuck?

(on Angelina) I mean, just because we’re from Staten Island doesn’t mean that we’re gonna get along with each other, I mean, she lacks brains.. so, we don’t get along.

(to Ronnie) Gym, tan, smush, huh?

My bronzer’s leaking off my face.

I’m not gonna let a girl be catty & get away with it & live in my house without, ya know, getting her ass beat.

I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing shit right now.

I would legit beat the living shit out of Angelina & Ron at the same time if Ron & Angelina ever hooked up.

I just feel like I don’t know. I know how you feel.

You should know about trashy baby, you’re from Staten Island.

You don’t deserve to be here Angelina & you’re a fuckin’ white rat & you’re fuckin’ pale & you’re nasty.

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

That’s when you know Ronnie’s drunk, when he starts to dance.

Ronnie’s at the club, hooking up with Grenades… that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin’ life.

His name is Ronnie, but you can probably call him Sloppy Joe.

I’m putting Vaseline on my face, taking my earrings out, putting my hair up & I’m beating the crap out of her.

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The network had teased the moment repeatedly, and the clip circulating online has caused a sensation. In the clip, New York gym teacher Dan Ferro punches Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Ferro was arrested, pleaded guilty and was given probation. MTV will show the aftermath of the event but not the punch itself.

“What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing,” MTV said. “After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in next week’s episode.”

The move comes after MTV programing president Tony DiSanto pledged a “hands off” approach to the docuseries and said that online controversy wasn’t going to change the show’s content. With two sponsors having pulled out of the program, however, the series has caused headaches at the network despite the show’s ratings climbing for its second episode last week.

The mystery man seen punching Snooki in a teaser clip for an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore has been identified as a New York City public school gym teacher, according to The New York Post.

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Brad Ferro, 24, of Deer Park, N.Y., was arrested in late August for punching Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, N.J., the local police told The Post.

The punch-out clip, which has gone viral, showed Ferro knocking Polizzi’s head back after a sudden and forceful jab to her face.

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Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman told The Post that Ferro was told by bouncers to cut back on the drinking because he seemed too drunk, but he managed to remain inside the bar and eventually stole alcohol that belonged to Polizzi.

“That started a verbal altercation after which he struck her in the face,” Korman told The Post. “She sustained an injury to the inside of her mouth due to the punch.”

MTV has pulled a scene from the next episode of Jersey Shore that showed one of the show’s main characters, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, getting punched in the face, TVGuide.com has confirmed.

A clip of the scene was featured in a preview Thursday and went viral soon after. The clip showed an unidentified man jabbing Polizzi’s face and subsequently knocking her head back violently.


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“What happened to ‘Snooki’ was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing,” MTV said in a statement. “After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air ‘Snooki’ being physically punched in next week’s episode.”

In the statement, the network also assured fans of the show that the episode will still make clear what events transpired during the night, including the aftermath. The clip has also been removed from YouTube.