You are so fat, you shows up on radar.

You are so fat, you leaves footprints in concrete!

You are so fat, you stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”

You are so fat, you have your own area code.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

You are so fat, you have to wake up in sections.

you have so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Your mama’s so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

You are so fat,  they use your belt to measure the Earth’s equator.

The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they’d have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, “Your round.”
The other one says “So are you, you fat pig!”

You are so fat, if you wore a GoodYear hat, you’d look like a blimp.

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.

You are so fat, people jog around him for exercise.

You are so fat, when you step on the scale it says, “No live stock please.”

Yo momma’s so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Your mama’s so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma’s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo mama’s so fat, on Halloween she says “Trick or Meatloaf!”

Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.