100. “I love my dead gay son. —Heathers

99. “Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death

98. “Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!” —The Way of the Gun

97. “How am I not myself?” — I Heart Huckabees

96. “Welcome to Debbie Country.” — Singles

95. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”- - Zoolander

94. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap

93. “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers

92. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman

91. “Back and to the left.” — JFK

90. “No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth

89. “That’s bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?” — Coming to America

88. “It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius

87. “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!” — Blazing Saddles

86. “No dice, soldier.” —Brick

85. “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian

84. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck

83. “Do you concur?” “Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!” — Catch Me If You Can

82. “The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.” — Biloxi Blues

81. “Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” — Spinal Tap

80. “My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding

79. “Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” — Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

78. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo

77. “I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.” —Victor/Victoria

76. “Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On

75. “What’s a nubian?” — Chasing Amy

74. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars

73. “You’ve got red on you.” — Shaun of the Dead

72. “I touched the earth, and he loved me back.” — Secretary

71. “Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover

70. “This pile of shit has a thousand eyes.” — Stand By Me

69. “Not the beeeees!.” — Wicker Man

68. “She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.” — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

67. “I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles

66. “It’s a veg-e-ta-ble.” —My Blue Heaven

65. “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games

64. “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank

63. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction

62. “Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.” — Goodfellas

61. “Wolfman has nards!” — Monster Squad

60. “He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona

59. “Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.” — High Anxiety

58. “Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles

57. “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs

56. “Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You

55. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” — American Psycho

54. “I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface

53. “I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman

52. “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham

51. “We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven

50. “I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection

49. “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead

48. “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy

47. “Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums

46. “That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity

45. “I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash

44. “Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club

43. “This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World

42. “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies

41. “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma

40. “They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman

39. “Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn

38. “I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs

37. “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead

36. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest

35. “We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity

34. “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse

33. “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

32. “Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham

31. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove

30. “Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski

29. “If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven

28. “He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue

27. “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski

26. “Meet me in Montauk.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

25. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” — Heathers

24. “That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” - The Apartment

23. “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock

22. “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs

21. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity

20. “People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes

19. “Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer

18. “I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski

17. “The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous

16. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman

15. “My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall

14. “The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

13. “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous

12. “SQUIRREL!” — Up

11. “Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane

10. “Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride

9. “I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity

8. “My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club

7. “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot

6. “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk

5. “Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters

4. “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption

3. “I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead

2. “Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona

1. “It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance

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“I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”
- TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront (1954)
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“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
- NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho (1960)

“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.”
- BEN BRADDOCK (Dustin Hoffman) in The Graduate (1967)

“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.”
- ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977)

“She’s my daughter! She’s my sister! She’s my daughter! My sister, my daughter. She’s my sister and my daughter.”
- EVELYN CROSS MULWRAY (Faye Dunaway) in Chinatown (1974)

“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”
- DAVE BOWMAN (Keir Dullea) in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape.”
- TAYLOR (Charlton Heston) in Planet of the Apes (1968)
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“Because when you’re a call girl, you control it, that’s why. Because someone wants you…and for an hour…I’m the best actress in the world.”
- BREE DANIEL (Jane Fonda) in Klute (1971)

“And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
- CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)

“Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!”
- FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars) in The Producers (1968)

“No, I’m all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women’s undergarments under my uniform.”
- ED WOOD (Johnny Depp) in Ed Wood (1994)

“Your mother’s in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.”
- REGAN MacNEIL/SATAN (Linda Blair) in The Exorcist (1973)

“You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.”
- MARCELLUS WALLACE (Ving Rhames) in Pulp Fiction (1994)

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
- FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“He won’t come after me. He won’t. I can’t explain it. He would consider that…rude.”
- CLARICE STARLING (Jodie Foster) in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
- BART (Cleavon Little) in Blazing Saddles (1974)

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
- AURIC GOLDFINGER (Gert Frobe) in Goldfinger (1964)

“I’m your worst f—ing nightmare, man. I’m a nigger with a badge.”
- REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy) in 48 HRS. (1982)

“Kid, the next time I say, ‘Let’s go someplace like Bolivia,’ let’s go someplace like Bolivia.”
- BUTCH CASSIDY (Paul Newman) in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

“Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?…I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash ‘em right the f— in!”
- JACK TORRANCE (Jack Nicholson) in The Shining (1980)

“I just hate you and I hate your ass face.”
- CORKY ST. CLAIR (Christopher Guest) in Waiting for Guffman (1996)

“You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.”
- LOUISE (Susan Sarandon) in Thelma & Louise (1991)

“And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.”
- MARGE GUNDERSON (Frances McDormand) in Fargo (1996)

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
- VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects (1995)

“I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.”
- DAVID ST. HUBBINS (Michael McKean) in This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age.”
- WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey) in Dazed and Confused (1993)

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
- JACK BYRNES (Robert DeNiro) in Meet the Parents (2000)

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
- DEAN WORMER (John Vernon) in National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)

“Who told you to step on my sneakers, who told you to walk on my side of the block, who told you to be in my neighborhood?”
- BUGGIN OUT (Giancarlo Esposito) in Do The Right Thing (1989)

“There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand.”
- PEE-WEE HERMAN (Paul Reubens) in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”
- CAPTAIN OVEUR (Peter Graves) in Airplane! (1980)

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
- MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000)

“Bring the dog, I love animals. I’m a great cook.”
- ALEX FORREST (Glenn Close) in Fatal Attraction (1987)

“And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They will discover I can’t act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.”
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) in Notting Hill (1999)

“Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not ‘every man for himself.’ And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.”
- WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) in A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

“Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader’s his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that’s what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.”
- DANTE (Brian O’Halloran) in Clerks (1994)

“My daughter is in pain…Give my daughter the shot!”
- AURORA GREENWAY (Shirley MacLaine) in Terms of Endearment (1983)

“Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.”
- CRASH DAVIS (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham (1988)

“I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”
- DR. EVIL (Mike Myers) in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

“I’m not bad; I’m just drawn that way.”
- JESSICA RABBIT (Kathleen Turner) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

“You want me to strap her to the hood?…She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.”
- CLARK GRISWOLD (Chevy Chase) in National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)

“When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.”
- CAROL CONNELLY (Helen Hunt) in As Good As It Gets (1997)

“When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.”
- MIKE DAMONE (Robert Romanus) in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

“I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them.”
- PRIVATE JOKER (Matthew Modine) in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

“Look at that! Look how she moves! That’s just like Jell-O on springs.”
- JERRY (Jack Lemmon) in Some Like It Hot (1959)

“This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”
- MAXWELL SCOTT (Carleton Young) in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)

“Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more.”
- VIRGINIA WOOLF (Nicole Kidman) in The Hours (2003)

“Nobody’s looking for a puppeteer in today’s wintry economic climate.”
- CRAIG SCHWARTZ (John Cusack) in Being John Malkovich (1999)

“Jerry, d’you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
- RAY (Jonathan Lipnicki) in Jerry Maguire (1996)

“I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.”
- SAMANTHA (Molly Ringwald) in Sixteen Candles (1984)

“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together…and blow.”
- MARIE BROWNING (Lauren Bacall) in To Have and Have Not (1944)
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“Veda’s convinced me that alligators have the right idea: They eat their young.”
- IDA CORWIN (Eve Arden) in Mildred Pierce (1945)

“If I’d been a ranch, they would’ve named me the Bar Nothin’.”
- GILDA (Rita Hayworth) in Gilda (1946)

“Fasten your seat belts - it’s going to be a bumpy night.”
- MARGO CHANNING (Bette Davis) in All About Eve (1950)
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“Stand up. Your father’s passing.”
- REVEREND SYKES (William Walker) in To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!”
- PRESIDENT MUFFLEY (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove or:… (1964)
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“What we’ve got here…is failure to communicate.”
- CAPTAIN (Strother Martin) in Cool Hand Luke (1967)
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“They call me Mister Tibbs!”
- VIRGIL TIBBS (Sidney Poitier) in In the Heat of the Night (1967)
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“Do you enjoy…knives?”
- HAROLD (Bud Cort) in Harold and Maude (1971)

“I bet you can squeal like a pig.”
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“Get them panties down.”
- MOUNTAIN MAN in Deliverance (1972)

“Look how they massacred my boy.”
- VITO CORLEONE (Marlon Brando) in The Godfather (1972)

“Is it safe?”
- DR. SZELL (Laurence Olivier) in Marathon Man (1976)

“You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here.”
- TRAVIS BICKLE (Robert DeNiro) in Taxi Driver (1976)
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“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
- KILGORE (Robert Duvall) in Apocalypse Now (1979)
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“You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.”
- MATTY WALKER (Kathleen Turner) in Body Heat (1981)

“It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.”
- INDIANA JONES (Harrison Ford) in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

“These go to 11.”
- NIGEL TUFNEL (Christopher Guest) in This is Spinal Tap (1984)

“Game over, man! Game over!”
- HUDSON (Bill Paxton) in Aliens (1986)

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) in Dirty Dancing (1987)

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- INIGO MONTOYA (Mandy Patinkin) in The Princess Bride (1987)

“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
- INIGO MONTOYA (Mandy Patinkin) in The Princess Bride (1987)

“Have fun storming the castle!”
- MIRACLE MAX (Billy Crystal) in The Princess Bride (1987)

“As you wish.”
- WESTLEY (Cary Elwes) in The Princess Bride (1987)

“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
- GUY IN A TRUCK (John O’Donnal) to Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona (1987)

“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”
- NADA (”Rowdy” Roddy Piper) in They Live (1988)

“Is this heaven?”
“No, it’s Iowa.”
- RAY KINSELLA (Kevin Costner) in Field of Dreams (1989)

“This is Ohio. I mean, if you don’t have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.”
- JASON DEAN (Christian Slater) in Heathers (1989)

“I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.”
- LLOYD DOBLER (John Cusack) in Say Anything… (1989)

“I’ll have what she’s having.”
- FEMALE DINER (Estelle Reiner) in When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
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“Funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?”
- TOMMY DeVITO (Joe Pesci) in GoodFellas (1990)

“It’s not a tumah!”
- JOHN KIMBLE (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Kindergarten Cop (1990)

“He didn’t get out of the cockadoodle car!”
- ANNIE WILKES (Kathy Bates) in Misery (1990)

“Get outta here! And don’t come back for five to seven days!”
- VADA SULTENFUSS (Anna Chlumsky) in My Girl (1991)

“Love your suit.”
- HANNIBAL LECTER (Anthony Hopkins) in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don’t.”
- BOB WILEY (Bill Murray) in What About Bob? (1991)

“You can’t handle the truth!”
- COLONEL JESSUP (Jack Nicholson) in A Few Good Men (1992)
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“There’s no crying in baseball!”
- JIMMY DUGAN (Tom Hanks) in A League of Their Own (1992)
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“Oh, for goodness’ sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.”
- ADAM/FELICIA (Guy Pearce) in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

“Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to.”
- DOLORES CLAIBORNE (Kathy Bates) in Dolores Claiborne (1995)

“You had me at hello.”
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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“Show me the money.”
- ROD TIDWELL (Cuba Gooding Jr.) in Jerry Maguire (1996) (also voiced by Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise))
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“And in the morning, I’m making waffles!”
- DONKEY (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001)

“Why does it cry, Sméagol?”
- GOLLUM (Andy Serkis) in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)