Ashley

Bay Bay Bay

Beverly

Bubbles

Brittaney

Brittanya

Farrah

Gia

Ki Ki

K.O.

Marcia

Natasha

Risky

So Hood

Nikki Alexander, aka Hoopz, is best known as the girl that almost won Flavor Flav’s heart on reality show “Flavor of Love” and won the first season of “I Love Money” Now she is set to be the star of a brand new flick the “Hoopz Sex Tape”

Hoopz Sex Tape

The Entertainer

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2, I Love Money
You may remember him for: Sucking New York’s toes; Sucking at independent living (his tenure in his parents’ basement has been well documented); Sucking at hanging onto a stripper pole, which led to his elimination on last season’s I Love Money.
Our prediction: He was robbed of his chance at domestic freedom – expect him to come back with a vengeance. Oh, and don’t be surprised if he hooks up, like, immediately. Once a freak, always a freak!

Heat

You may remember him from: I Love New York, I Love Money
You may remember him for: Being the proud owner of a Ya-Ya; His fizzled bromance with 12 Pack; His fizzled romance with Destiney.
Our prediction: Without 12 Pack, we’ll finally get to see what Heat is like standing on his own. As far as his character arc goes, it’s sink-or-swim time. If that sounds like the premise of an I Love Money challenge, don’t be surprised if it turns out to be one.

Tailor Made

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2, New York Goes to Hollywood
You may remember him for: Getting pounced on by Mr. Wise out of unresolved spitting-incident beef (our favorite kind of beef at VH1, since it carries extra bacteria!); Getting punched by Buddha; Getting dumped by New York on New York Goes To Hollywood after ultimately “winning” her heart on I Love New York 2. Tailor’s supposed fame addiction and workaholism caused New York to dismiss him from the restaurant table they were sharing. Oooh! Cold!
Our prediction: After so much emasculation, things can only get better for Tailor – even if he comes in dead last.

Angelique

You may remember her from: Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Charm School
You may remember her for: Always being naked always; Always being humorously subtitled always; Referring to stripping as if it’s a glamor profession; Smearing chocolate mousse on her boobs; Giving Bret the single most frightening kiss in either season of Rock of Love (no mean feat!); Happily leaving Charm School under the philosophy that you can’t improve upon perfection.
Our prediction: Despite her undeniable presence, Frenchie has appeared on just five show episodes in total (reunions and clip shows notwithstanding). Expect her to hold onto her time on I Love Money 2 with the tenacity she usually reserves for the stripper pole. You know she’s in this one for the long haul.

Leilene

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Crying a lot; Appearing on a dating show despite still being in love with her ex-husband or whatever; Getting a picture of her dead mother stolen from her by Larissa in Charm School in a multi-episode arc dubbed “Picturegate” by…well, us; Getting into an argument with Larissa that found her shrieking, “I am a damn…good…motherrrrrr!”; Taking second place in the original Charm School.
Our prediction: Leilene will show us she’s a damn good competitor as long as she doesn’t let her emotions get in the way. Stocking up on waterproof mascara couldn’t hurt either.

Buckwild

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Her controversial speech pattern; Being dubbed a “fairy princess…who resides over the pits of hell!” by New York; Leaving Flavor of Love 2 when New York’s reentry in the competition to win Flav’s heart was announced; Throwing a shoe at New York at the Flavor of Love 2 reunion; Forging an adorable sisterhood with Saaphyri on Charm School; Breaking down in the middle of Picturegate but finally pulling it together to place third in Charm School.

Our prediction: A fighter for what she wants, especially if that happens to be airtime, expect her to make good on the promise of her name. Once again, it’s that time…

Saaphyri

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Her flower-flinging fight over a bed with H-Town; Her ensuing prayer (”Lord, please forgive me for beating this bitch ass today and for thinking about doing it again”); Her offer of Lip Chap to her adversary; Her anger-management certificate that she rode all the way to a Charm School victory (the earnings allowed her to start her own Lip Chap line, as promoted in a series of viral videos); Saying, “Whoa, you mad, huh?” in response to Leilene’s aforementioned freak-out.
Our prediction: One of the most memorable and endearing characters in the …Of Love universe, we’re prepared to fall in love with Saaphyri all over again.

Prancer

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Her reindeer fetish; The Heelys she used to zip around the mansion; Intimating that she and Flav did it in a rapping challenge (”Keep s*** on the low, you know what I know!”); Being one of the few girls from Flavor of Love 3 to admit that she was physically attracted to Flav; Her dearly departed weave.
Our prediction: If Money 2 was shot in the same house as the first season, there’s a lot of space for our favorite reindeer girl to get her skate on. We’re excited to watch Prancer gone wild!

Myammee

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Getting booted from FOL3 for a phone call gone awry that she said was “Just a, uh, guy!”…who was looking for money?; Her eternal struggle to prevent her weave from getting weet; Being a “pretty girl wanting to do pretty things” (seriously; direct quote); And, let’s be honest: her 34DDDs. (Don’t hate us for knowing that — we wouldn’t if she weren’t proud enough to have bragged about it!)
Our prediction: Myammee will rock swim caps like Megan rocked bikinis. We can’t wait to see her head in a thong!

Ice

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Being upfront about appearing on Flavor of Love to further her career (to the point of self-sabotage); Being upfront about how unattractive she found Flav; Maybe conducting an interview with her radio station while on the show?
Our prediction: Some post-show beef with Buckwild sets up a battle of the counterparts very nicely. Otherwise, let’s hope for Ice’s sake that she plays her cards a little bit closer to her chest.

Cali

You may remember her from: Real Chance of Love
You may remember her for: Being accused of industry-chickery (what she really wants to do is make-up!); Denying a fake caller’s advances, which led to Real and Chance’s fake bar brawl that led to their fake arrest.
Our prediction: She “failed” the no-snitching challenge, which says a lot about her ethics, but also her inability to work under pressure (at least given the confines of the challenge). Do ethics have a place on I Love Money, anyway?

Milf

You may remember her from: Real Chance of Love
You may remember her for: Her Real-and-Chance-endorsed grown-and-sexiness; Her child-obsession; Her frequent tears that came from being targeted by the other girls; Her frequent gymnastics.
Our prediction: Milf often seems like the house punching-bag on Real Chance of Love. It’ll be great to see how she operates in an environment where she isn’t competing for a man. As long as she’s tumbling, we’re watching. Seriously…she’s really underrated!

Buddha

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Being the first contestant in Celebreality history to be eliminated from a show and then return on the same season (Thing 2 on Flavor of Love 3 was the second); Almost winning New York’s heart (he came in second, right after Tailor Made, the dude he was initially eliminated for punching); Almost losing New York’s mind for her (New York Goes to Hollywood had nothing on the theatrics brought forth in her hotel room during the Final 3’s visit to Miami); Adult programming on Showtime.
Our prediction: Brawn, brains and a flair for drama? From the looks of it, Buddha is the one to beat…as long as he doesn’t beat his competitors first. Literally.

Onix

You may remember him from: I Love New York
You may remember him for: The puddles of drool he was able to extract from New York; Calling out Sister Patterson (he thought her caterwauling performance at church was put-on) and surviving unscathed!
Our prediction: Brutal honesty might not be the best strategy for this game of deceit. If he holds his tongue, he’ll go far. Being shirtless as much as possible couldn’t hurt either. Just saying.

20 Pack

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Being hot. Duh. Oh, also, he once took a mud bath with New York. That was hot, too.
Our prediction: From 20 Pack? Hmmm. Hotness perhaps?

It

Note: Before you get your panties in a bunch, It is a hunk because we said so. Really, we did. We love him, maybe a bit irrationally, but no matter: he totally does it for us in ways that his hard-bodied counterparts can’t. Although they’re hot, too, so whatever.

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Claiming the flowers Tailor Made had sent to him as his own (he reasoned that “Larry Fishburne” sent them on behalf of It, which, what?); Licking a lot; Chopping bricks at the I Love New York 2 reunion; Presenting New York with a jewelry box full of French fries; Acting all together…special whenever cameras are around.

“There are eight girls left in the house and while some “love” connections are growing stronger, others have reached a standstill. But Real and Chance need a girl who’s got patience and good mothering skills, so it’s time to put these girls to the test and see what they’re really made of. The girls are paired up with a child, who’s talent they must find and nurture, for the “Mommy and Me” talent show. For one of the girls who is missing her little boy, this challenge hits a little too close to home, and it sends her into an emotional spiral. Later, one of the other girls crumbles when something from her past is exposed, leaving Chance to wonder if she is the right woman for him.”

• Challenge Winners: Corn Fed, Bubbles
• Bottom Four: Bubbles, Rabbit, Milf, Bay Bay Bay
• Eliminated: Bubbles
• Chance’s Girls: Rabbit, Cali, Risky
• Real’s Girls: Corn Fed, K.O., Bay Bay Bay, Milf

Episode Note

• Bay Bay Bay was supposed to be eliminated, but at the last second Real changed his mind and offered her an “invisible chain” which she accepted.

It’s the final four on I Love Money, and Craig notes their next challenge will be “crazy.” When the four contestants arrive to their next location, they see a wide beam supported by a crane, suspended over the water and rocks. This challenge is called “The Krazy Toss” and it’s based on Flavor Of Love 2, when Buckeey almost pushed Krazy over the balcony. The contestants will wear a harness and a helmet and will have to carry a Krazy doll over the beam and drop it on a target. Craig tells them they will then have to go back to the starting point and that the event is being timed. Whoever does it in the least amount of time will be Pay Master. The remaining three contestants will go with the Pay Master on a power dinner. The Pay Master will eliminate one person. Megan goes first although she feels she doesn’t have much of a chance because she is afraid of heights. Megan becomes somewhat paralyzed with fear, as well as having a hard time picking up the Krazy doll. Craig tells her if she doesn’t give him a thumbs up and get going, she will be disqualified. Cheered on by Whiteboy, Megan finally gives the sign but doesn’t have her footing. She drops the doll, almost falls off the beam and loses the challenge. Hoopz goes next and impresses the other contestant with the way she grabs the doll, runs right over the beam and tosses the doll off. She forgets she has to come back and stays on the balcony side until she is told she’s not done. She finishes in 23 seconds, but says the rules weren’t made clear. They replay the segment where Craig made the rules perfectly clear. Real goes next. He is also afraid of heights but he manages to get through the challenge in 28 seconds, putting him in second place. Whiteboy wastes no time and finishes in 16 seconds, winning the game. Real worries that he’ll be eliminated because he broke his alliance with Whiteboy in the last episode. He confides in Megan who reassures him that she is sure it will be her elimination. She feels she is the easiest target and basically has no more room to maneuver. At the power dinner, everyone is quiet and Whiteboy, feeling very powerful, wants to know why they all have such long faces. Whiteboy tries to talk to Real about what he considers Real’s betrayal. Seeing her opportunity, Megan tells Whiteboy about Real’s earlier conversation. Hoopz jumps in on Real’s side and brings up something that Megan allegedly said about Whiteboy several episodes ago. This only makes Whiteboy more upset since he feels that Hoopz should have told him when it happened — not now. Whiteboy now trusts none of the bottom three. At the elimination, Whiteboy calls Real up first leading everyone to think Real will get his check. Whiteboy tells Craig to void Real’s check. An angry Real can’t see that his listening to Chance is what got him here. He and Whiteboy argue, but Craig tells Real to take his voided check and sit on the bench. Craig tells Whiteboy to go stand next to Hoopz and Megan. Whiteboy is astonished that he now seems to be in a position to be eliminated by someone he just eliminated. Craig announces that Real is part of the jury. Before anyone can ask about it, 12 Pack, Heather, The Entertainer, Toastee, and Pumkin return and join Real at the bench. Craig says the jury will decide who goes home next. Megan reviews her instigations in each member of the jury’s elimination. Not wanting to give them the satisfaction of payback, she quits. The Entertainer is mad because he didn’t “fly from New York to see Megan quit.” Toastee is happy Megan quit and says she’s a baby like Brandi C. Megan gets her check voided and leaves. There is nothing for the jury to do now as far as the contest goes. The next day, Hoopz and Whiteboy learn that the final challenge is called “The Dash For the Cash.” Hoopz and Whiteboy must run up to people in a Mexican town and collect 100 pesos as quickly as they can. They can sell their clothes, dance or anything to earn a peso. The only thing they can’t do is steal the pesos. Once they get 100 pesos, they must use it to pay a taxi tor take them to their next challenge. Whiteboy, whose bilingual abilities help, works fast, gets his pesos and heads off in his taxi. Hoopz has a lot more trouble getting anyone to understand and help her, but eventually sells her diamond belly button ring. Hoopz runs into more delay when her taxi is stalled in traffic due to an accident. Whiteboy has, in the meantime, arrived at a new set of instructions, directing him to run down a steep trail. He comes out on a beach where there is a giant coin with Craig’s picture on it that he must roll through an obstacle course. After that, a boat is waiting for him. An exhausted Hoopz catches up to Whiteboy on the beach and, much to her dismay, sees Whiteboy take off in his boat. She pushes on and finally falls into her boat. When Whiteboy’s boat stops, he jumps in the water, swims to the beach and runs up the stairs to the mansion. There he is greeted by Craig who tells him his final challenge is to take pictures of all eliminated contestants and hang them up in order of elimination. Whiteboy frets as he realizes that he has not paid that much attention to the order of elimination throughout the show. Nevertheless, he tries to remember how that went down. He only gets as far as, Heat, the third contestant to go when he starts to mix everyone up. Hoopz makes it to the challenge right about when Whiteboy is realizing that he’s not at all sure he has completed the task correctly. Hoopz attacks the challenge as quickly as she can, and begins to put the pictures in the right order. Whiteboy tells Craig he’s done but Craig tells Whiteboy he has the order incorrect. As Whiteboy tries to figure out if he still has any chance, Hoopz tells Craig she’s done. She has the order correct. Craig tells Hoopz she won and voids Whiteboy’s check. A stunned Hoopz receives her check and exclaims how she can’t wait to provide for her family. Whiteboy takes his elimination in stride and isn’t a sore loser. He says if he couldn’t be the winner, Hoopz is the only one he would have wanted to see win. Craig, Hoopz, and Whiteboy drink a champagne toast as the series ends.

Challenge: The Krazy Toss
Winner/Pay Master: Whiteboy
Bottom 3: Megan, Real, Hoopz
Eliminated: Real, Megan (voluntarily quit)
Final Challenge: The Dash for The Cash
Winner: Hoopz
Runner-up: Whiteboy