I Love Money 2 Cali Eliminated

Cali

• Challenge: Under the Bus
• Winner/Paymaster: Tailor Made
• Loser: Cali
• Bottom 3: Cali, It, Myammee
• Eliminated: Cali

It is finally down to the last four girls with Chance having two picks and Real having two. It’s going to be a hard decision between them. Real is forced to choose between two girls at which one girl he is just opening up to and the other whom is showing him the side of herself he wanted to see all along. Chance on the other hand must pick between two girls that he’s had consistent relationships with.

• Eliminated: Risky, Cali, Bay Bay Bay
• Chance’s Girl: No One
• Real’s Girl: Corn Fed

Abbie Noah is Fargo’s latest reality TV winner as the hairstylist ended VH1’s “Real Chance of Love” hugging, kissing and smiling with “her man.”Monday night’s finale featured Noah as one of the final four women vying for the hearts of two men – Real and Chance, two brothers who call themselves “The Stallionaires.” The show’s premise featured each brother choosing his prospective “love” from a group of women.

As the show started Monday night, each brother had two final women to choose from.

Abbie Noah, aka “Cornfed,” won VH1’s reality show “Real Chance of Love.”

Noah, who was known on the show was “Corn Fed,” was up against a woman dubbed “Bay Bay Bay” for the love of Real. Early in the episode, Noah and Bay Bay Bay argued during a poolside dinner in a Puerto Rico resort. Noah left the table crying after Bay Bay Bay and Real each wondered if the polite, sweet Fargo woman could handle the honest, harsh lifestyle of Los Angeles and the celebrity scene following Real.

“I’d feel absolutely devastated if Real doesn’t pick me,” Noah said early on.

During the show’s final selection, Real again questioned Noah’s ability to handle his lifestyle in Los Angeles.

“L.A. is not Fargo,” he said.

The statement brought tears to Noah’s eyes as she turned away in agony, unable to face the possibility she couldn’t be with Real.

But as Real turned to Bay Bay Bay he said he came to the show to find a relationship that had “fireworks.” And, he said, he didn’t feel the explosions with Bay Bay Bay.

Looking at Noah, Real said, “I believe you fell in love with me. I fell in love with you too.”

After an embrace, the show switched to a post-interview with Noah and she said, “I have been waiting this entire time to hear Real say he fell in love with me, and he said it. … I am absolutely in love with Real.”

She was the only woman on the show who found love. In a surprising move, Chance dismissed both of his final women saying he wasn’t truly in love with either of them.

The “Real Chance of Love” finale will be followed in two weeks with a reunion episode on VH1.

The Entertainer

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2, I Love Money
You may remember him for: Sucking New York’s toes; Sucking at independent living (his tenure in his parents’ basement has been well documented); Sucking at hanging onto a stripper pole, which led to his elimination on last season’s I Love Money.
Our prediction: He was robbed of his chance at domestic freedom – expect him to come back with a vengeance. Oh, and don’t be surprised if he hooks up, like, immediately. Once a freak, always a freak!

Heat

You may remember him from: I Love New York, I Love Money
You may remember him for: Being the proud owner of a Ya-Ya; His fizzled bromance with 12 Pack; His fizzled romance with Destiney.
Our prediction: Without 12 Pack, we’ll finally get to see what Heat is like standing on his own. As far as his character arc goes, it’s sink-or-swim time. If that sounds like the premise of an I Love Money challenge, don’t be surprised if it turns out to be one.

Tailor Made

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2, New York Goes to Hollywood
You may remember him for: Getting pounced on by Mr. Wise out of unresolved spitting-incident beef (our favorite kind of beef at VH1, since it carries extra bacteria!); Getting punched by Buddha; Getting dumped by New York on New York Goes To Hollywood after ultimately “winning” her heart on I Love New York 2. Tailor’s supposed fame addiction and workaholism caused New York to dismiss him from the restaurant table they were sharing. Oooh! Cold!
Our prediction: After so much emasculation, things can only get better for Tailor – even if he comes in dead last.

Angelique

You may remember her from: Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Charm School
You may remember her for: Always being naked always; Always being humorously subtitled always; Referring to stripping as if it’s a glamor profession; Smearing chocolate mousse on her boobs; Giving Bret the single most frightening kiss in either season of Rock of Love (no mean feat!); Happily leaving Charm School under the philosophy that you can’t improve upon perfection.
Our prediction: Despite her undeniable presence, Frenchie has appeared on just five show episodes in total (reunions and clip shows notwithstanding). Expect her to hold onto her time on I Love Money 2 with the tenacity she usually reserves for the stripper pole. You know she’s in this one for the long haul.

Leilene

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Crying a lot; Appearing on a dating show despite still being in love with her ex-husband or whatever; Getting a picture of her dead mother stolen from her by Larissa in Charm School in a multi-episode arc dubbed “Picturegate” by…well, us; Getting into an argument with Larissa that found her shrieking, “I am a damn…good…motherrrrrr!”; Taking second place in the original Charm School.
Our prediction: Leilene will show us she’s a damn good competitor as long as she doesn’t let her emotions get in the way. Stocking up on waterproof mascara couldn’t hurt either.

Buckwild

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Her controversial speech pattern; Being dubbed a “fairy princess…who resides over the pits of hell!” by New York; Leaving Flavor of Love 2 when New York’s reentry in the competition to win Flav’s heart was announced; Throwing a shoe at New York at the Flavor of Love 2 reunion; Forging an adorable sisterhood with Saaphyri on Charm School; Breaking down in the middle of Picturegate but finally pulling it together to place third in Charm School.

Our prediction: A fighter for what she wants, especially if that happens to be airtime, expect her to make good on the promise of her name. Once again, it’s that time…

Saaphyri

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 2, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School
You may remember her for: Her flower-flinging fight over a bed with H-Town; Her ensuing prayer (”Lord, please forgive me for beating this bitch ass today and for thinking about doing it again”); Her offer of Lip Chap to her adversary; Her anger-management certificate that she rode all the way to a Charm School victory (the earnings allowed her to start her own Lip Chap line, as promoted in a series of viral videos); Saying, “Whoa, you mad, huh?” in response to Leilene’s aforementioned freak-out.
Our prediction: One of the most memorable and endearing characters in the …Of Love universe, we’re prepared to fall in love with Saaphyri all over again.

Prancer

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Her reindeer fetish; The Heelys she used to zip around the mansion; Intimating that she and Flav did it in a rapping challenge (”Keep s*** on the low, you know what I know!”); Being one of the few girls from Flavor of Love 3 to admit that she was physically attracted to Flav; Her dearly departed weave.
Our prediction: If Money 2 was shot in the same house as the first season, there’s a lot of space for our favorite reindeer girl to get her skate on. We’re excited to watch Prancer gone wild!

Myammee

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Getting booted from FOL3 for a phone call gone awry that she said was “Just a, uh, guy!”…who was looking for money?; Her eternal struggle to prevent her weave from getting weet; Being a “pretty girl wanting to do pretty things” (seriously; direct quote); And, let’s be honest: her 34DDDs. (Don’t hate us for knowing that — we wouldn’t if she weren’t proud enough to have bragged about it!)
Our prediction: Myammee will rock swim caps like Megan rocked bikinis. We can’t wait to see her head in a thong!

Ice

You may remember her from: Flavor of Love 3
You may remember her for: Being upfront about appearing on Flavor of Love to further her career (to the point of self-sabotage); Being upfront about how unattractive she found Flav; Maybe conducting an interview with her radio station while on the show?
Our prediction: Some post-show beef with Buckwild sets up a battle of the counterparts very nicely. Otherwise, let’s hope for Ice’s sake that she plays her cards a little bit closer to her chest.

Cali

You may remember her from: Real Chance of Love
You may remember her for: Being accused of industry-chickery (what she really wants to do is make-up!); Denying a fake caller’s advances, which led to Real and Chance’s fake bar brawl that led to their fake arrest.
Our prediction: She “failed” the no-snitching challenge, which says a lot about her ethics, but also her inability to work under pressure (at least given the confines of the challenge). Do ethics have a place on I Love Money, anyway?

Milf

You may remember her from: Real Chance of Love
You may remember her for: Her Real-and-Chance-endorsed grown-and-sexiness; Her child-obsession; Her frequent tears that came from being targeted by the other girls; Her frequent gymnastics.
Our prediction: Milf often seems like the house punching-bag on Real Chance of Love. It’ll be great to see how she operates in an environment where she isn’t competing for a man. As long as she’s tumbling, we’re watching. Seriously…she’s really underrated!

Buddha

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Being the first contestant in Celebreality history to be eliminated from a show and then return on the same season (Thing 2 on Flavor of Love 3 was the second); Almost winning New York’s heart (he came in second, right after Tailor Made, the dude he was initially eliminated for punching); Almost losing New York’s mind for her (New York Goes to Hollywood had nothing on the theatrics brought forth in her hotel room during the Final 3’s visit to Miami); Adult programming on Showtime.
Our prediction: Brawn, brains and a flair for drama? From the looks of it, Buddha is the one to beat…as long as he doesn’t beat his competitors first. Literally.

Onix

You may remember him from: I Love New York
You may remember him for: The puddles of drool he was able to extract from New York; Calling out Sister Patterson (he thought her caterwauling performance at church was put-on) and surviving unscathed!
Our prediction: Brutal honesty might not be the best strategy for this game of deceit. If he holds his tongue, he’ll go far. Being shirtless as much as possible couldn’t hurt either. Just saying.

20 Pack

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Being hot. Duh. Oh, also, he once took a mud bath with New York. That was hot, too.
Our prediction: From 20 Pack? Hmmm. Hotness perhaps?

It

Note: Before you get your panties in a bunch, It is a hunk because we said so. Really, we did. We love him, maybe a bit irrationally, but no matter: he totally does it for us in ways that his hard-bodied counterparts can’t. Although they’re hot, too, so whatever.

You may remember him from: I Love New York 2
You may remember him for: Claiming the flowers Tailor Made had sent to him as his own (he reasoned that “Larry Fishburne” sent them on behalf of It, which, what?); Licking a lot; Chopping bricks at the I Love New York 2 reunion; Presenting New York with a jewelry box full of French fries; Acting all together…special whenever cameras are around.

MILF

Real and Chance have narrowed it down to three girls each, it’s time to take things to the next level and meet mom and dad. The brothers enlist in their parents help, hoping to get an endorsement for their remaining ladies. And what better a place to do this than beautiful Palm Springs. But things turn ugly when a few of the girls gang up on their biggest competition, leaving mom and dad with a bad taste in their mouth rather than a great first impression. When an explosive secret is revealed, a mutiny among the girls takes things from bad to worse

“The guys decide to take the girls out for a night on the town for some drinks. When a random guy hits on one of Chance’s girls, he becomes irritated. A fight breaks out moments later between the brothers and the fellow, and Real breaks a bottle over the man’s head. Chaos ensues, and the girls are escorted out of the bar. Nervous and crying, the girls arrive back at the house to find police officers waiting there to question them. One at a time, the girls are interrogated, but who will hold up under questioning and who will sell their man down the river?

• Challenge Winners: Risky, Bay Bay Bay
• Bottom Two: Bay Bay Bay, K.O.
• Eliminated: K.O.
• Chance’s Girls: Rabbit, Cali, Risky
• Real’s Girls: Corn Fed, Bay Bay Bay, Milf