Bret Michaels Wears A Wig

Monday, March 31st, 2008 - 6 Comments »

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It’s official - Bret Michaels is a member of hair club.

Don’t get in a cat fight with Daisy’s EX !

On a sadder note Jessica Kinni was eliminated on Sundays episode (she was my Fav) Hit Me Up Jess !

Rock of Love 2

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 - No Comments »

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This week’s episode of Rock of Love begs the question: why watch the Oscars when you can watch Megan and her low-rise jeans wrestle a greased pig?

It’s morning in the House of Ill Repute, and Bret personally wakes up the girls, which judging by their unschelacked faces, they’re not thrilled about. Ambre’s knees are still all scabby from playing football in the mud and who knows what else. Big John appears downstairs once they’ve gathered and tells the girls to “saddle up.” The braintrust figures out that their next challenge will involve horses. Catherine, a/k/a Grandma, a/k/a Elvira, tells us that she’s “barrel raced her whole life,” so she is very excited at the prospect of actually winning a challenge for once.

At what must be a rodeo ring, Bret introduces his special guest judge. It’s Rodeo from Rock of Love I. She is described as being “a lady of stature and insanity.” And she has a super annoying laugh. Luckily she really doesn’t appear again. As per usual, the MVP of the relay that will ensue gets a solo date with Bret, while the other winning team members get a group date. The relay involves lassos, barrels and bandana-wearing greased pigs. Why must we humiliate these poor pigs by forcing them to dress like King D-bag himself?