1. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
2. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
3. Can I borrow a quarter? [”What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4. Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
5. Do you come here often?
6. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
7. Don’t worry about it. Nothing that you’ve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.
8. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
9. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
10. Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
11. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
12. How was heaven when you left it?
13. I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
14. I have only three months to live. ..
15. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
16. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
17. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
18. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
19. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
20. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
21. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
22. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
23. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
24. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!
25. Stand still so I can pick you up!
26. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
27. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
28. What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
29. What’s a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
30. What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
31. What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?
32. What’s your sign?
33. Where have you been all my life?
34. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
35. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
36. Wow.
37. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
38. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
39. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
40. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

The $1,000-an-hour prostitute reportedly hired by New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer may soon make much more than that, turning her 15 minutes of infamy into a tidy sum of money.

Since 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre was identified by The New York Times late on Wednesday as the governor’s paramour, the prostitute and aspiring singer’s songs have become the most popular downloads on a music-sharing Web site and at least one magazine is prepared to pay her for a nude photo spread.

Proving the adage there’s no such thing as bad publicity, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt told the Access Hollywood television program on Friday that he plans to offer Dupre $1 million to pose nude in his magazine.

Earlier this week, the woman told the Times she was worried about paying her rent this month after the escort service she worked for was shut down by federal officials.

The newspaper reported Spitzer was heard on a federal wiretap last month arranging a tryst with a prostitute called “Kristen,” whom the paper identified as Dupre.

Spitzer resigned on Wednesday and apologized for his “private failings,” but did not refer specifically to the report.

According to Dupre’s MySpace page (www.myspace.com/ninavenetta), she left home at 17 and moved to New York, where she is trying to pursue a music career.

Her R&B- and pop-tinged songs “What We Want” and “Move Ya Body” are ranked as the two best-selling songs on the AimeStreet.com music sharing Web site.

A spokesman for Aime Street, which uses a demand-price model where users pay more for popular songs, would not confirm how many times Dupre’s songs had been downloaded. But he said “Move ya Body,” which was uploaded to the site around 2 a.m. (0600 GMT) on Thursday, rose to the highest download price (98 cents) faster than any other song in the site’s history.

Dupre’s page on the site has been viewed more than 300,000 times and artists get a 70 percent cut of sales. If 1 million copies were sold, as some media outlets have estimated, then she’s already made more than $680,000 from her notoriety.

New York radio stations, including the top-rated Z100, have been playing her music on the airwaves. Her profile on the social networking Web site MySpace has had over 7 million page views.

Penthouse Magazine Group president and publisher Diane Silberstein has said the men’s magazine would consider offering Dupre a nude cover shot.

On Friday, The New York Post ran five pages of revealing pictures of Dupre from a 2007 photo shoot purportedly to promote her music career.

Who wants to bask in the reflected glory of Paris Hilton?

That’s the challenge the ubiquitous socialite is throwing out to 20 men and women who will compete in an MTV reality show to be her new “BFF” (best friend forever).

Hilton, 27, unveiled the series, with the working title “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” during a news conference at a luxury home high in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday.

Production on the 10-episode series is slated to begin in Los Angeles at the end of May, with an air date scheduled for the fourth quarter of 2008.

Wannabe members of Hilton’s entourage must submit their details to a web site, www.parisbff.com, where online voters will decide their fate. The 20 finalists will move into a house with Hilton, and will learn from the master about “normal girl stuff,” like fashion, parties and shopping.

The winner, joining a long list of trusty sidekicks such as Dr. Watson, Tonto and Karl Rove, will get “an all-access pass to the VIP section of the VIP section,” according to a statement.

At least until the inevitable celebrity feud flares up, which Hilton joked would “probably” inspire a new reality series. She declined to detail how the winner would be chosen, and what exactly they would win.

What is she looking for in a best friend?

Could Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the aspiring singer embroiled in the prostitution scandal that toppled New York governor Eliot Spitzer, have a music career?

Top talent scouts are weighing in on her chances after the 22-year-old racked up millions of MySpace views and launched much-sought-after new songs on priced-by-demand Web site AmieStreet.com since the Spitzer story broke.

Before Dupre’s MySpace page was deleted Thursday, it had received 4,612,397 views and her song “What We Want” touted 711,334 plays. According to the New York Times, two tracks Dupre released to AmieStreet.com this week received thousands of listens and their prices rocketed from free to the maximum price of 98 cents Thursday. The number of blog posts mentioning Dupre also rose over 750% in the last 48 hours according to Nielsen BuzzMetrics.

Here is what some major A&R (artists and repertoire) executives told Billboard.com about her prospects:

“I think her song is absolutely terrible. If people are interested in signing her, then they shouldn’t be in the music business. It’d be a shame to exploit her talent based on the unacceptable reality that she was involved in. Most importantly, it destroyed multiple families. I don’t think the scandal will help her at all. In fact, I think the public is a bit smarter than we think they are. Even though she’s had over a million hits on her MySpace, I think people are just going there to see her pictures and laugh at her attempt to pursue a music career.”

– CHRIS ANOKUTE, Capitol Records Senior A&R Director

“The funny thing about this is that I read the story this morning, about (Dupre) wanting to be a singer, and I thought to myself that I really wanted to reach out to her. I’d be interested in what the music sounds like. I sit around hours and hours every day trying to figure out ways to break new artists. Right now, she has a platform to reach the masses, which is the toughest thing for a new artist to attain. Whether it’s a good platform or a bad one, either way she has it. It all comes down to the music at the end of the day. If the music is good, she’ll be able to get it heard.”

A new report claims that Britney Spears keeps a shrine to ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake at her L.A. home.

An insider tells a U.S. publication that the troubled singer has hoarded mementoes from her relationship with Justin.

“She’s obsessed with him,” a source who has seen the ‘shrine’ tells OK!

“She has pictures of them together and has devoted a private area just to celebrate him.”

The pop wreck is said to have texted a pal, “I’m so bored. I hate my life,” after being virtually confined to her Mediterranean-style villa in Studio City for the past six weeks.

After being banned by her father, Jamie, from her usual routine of pointless trips to gas stations, fast food joints and hotels, a friend says that Brit spends most of her day trying on different outfits.

“Changing clothes all day long must seem harmless enough, so her dad doesn’t interfere with that,” says the pal.

“She’ll change three or four times on days when she’s not leaving the house.”

On the plus side, the loose-lipped friend adds that while Brit’s life “may seem out of control”, her home ”is very ordered.”