In town to play the Los Angeles Clippers, Phoenix Suns guard Steve Nash (right) went out to lunch yesterday with his wife, Alejandra (center), some random guy (black jacket) — and Jessica Alba (left) and Cash Warren (center). Weird group, right?

So not only did Cash Warren knock up — and get engaged to — one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but he hangs with the two-time NBA MVP, too! What’s the deal with this guy?

People magazine and pretty much every other celebrity-gossip outlet with access to the Net says Spears holed up early Sunday in an LA hotel with a photographer named Adnan, checking out a few hours before sons Sean Preston, 2, and the other one, 15 months, were to arrive at her Beverly Hills house for a scheduled visit.

The slumber party ended several late nights that saw the Troubled Pop Star{trade} driving aimlessly through LA - at times with headlights off and trunk up. OK! magazine adds that Spears blew many red lights as she toured some of the city’s finest gas-station restrooms. People says Spears parked in a handicapped spot at a Rite-Aid drug store (”I have to buy stuff for my babies,” she told paparazzi) and purchased a 32-inch plush horse, labeled “For ages 4 and Up” (translation: Spears may not be a good mother).

Celebrity parents are out of control.  Joe Simpson inks Jessica to any cheesy movie deal he can muster before her looks completely jump the shark. Lynne Spears daughter got knocked up at 16, and the other one “appears” for any bizarre reason in convenience stores or Starbucks always looking unwashed and unkempt.  Then there is Michael Lohan, the user and abuser who did his time in the pokey, and now has Jesus and career caveats working for his little Lindsay.

In “Extra’s” exclusive interview with Michael Lohan, he comments on the Spears’ family saga.

Lohan says, “People just don’t realize what it’s like to live under the whirlwind that families like mine and the Spears and other families out there are caught up in. It takes a lot to hold it together.” But he does offer some words of wisdom, saying “Stand together. Stand by each other and don’t let anyone come between you.”

Papa Lohan also clears up the new rumor that Lindsay is dating “Entourage” star Adrian Grenier, saying, “He’s a friend. She went over there for dinner one night over the holidays for an hour or so. They drank water and she went home.”

When asked how Lindsay is doing, Lohan responds, “She’s doing amazingly well.”

They’re trying to make Amy Winehouse go to Norway, and she might not be able to say no.

The troubled chanteuse was summoned Thursday to appear in a Bergen court in connection with her appeal of the fine she and her husband paid in October after they were busted for marijuana possession.

Winehouse has said that she didn’t know that, by paying $715 apiece in fines, she and Blake Fielder-Civil were basically pleading guilty to the charge.

The couple spent the night in jail following their Oct. 18 arrest at their hotel, forking over the fees the following day.

Two weeks later, their Norwegian attorney, Ole Kvelstad, said that the Bergen police made a mistake by not making a translator available to the two Brits to explain the charges, and that Winehouse was basically tricked into signing a document she didn’t understand.

Authorities say otherwise but, regardless, they’re requesting a command performance.

“I can confirm that she must appear in court,” Bergen police spokeswoman Liv Karlsen told the Associated Press. “If one appeals a conviction, it’s the rule that one has to appear in person, so this is not surprising.”

A conviction could make it harder for her to obtain permission to enter the U.S., thereby hurting Winehouse’s career opportunities abroad, Kvelstad has said.

While she’s been keeping her distance, the 24-year-old “Rehab” singer’s myriad troubles don’t seem to have hurt her standing among the Yanks so far.

She’s been photographed looking dazed and disheveled, booed during live performances and forced to seriously curtail her schedule due to “health reasons” (not to mention busted for pot possession), and Fielder-Civil is in jail awaiting trial on witness-tampering and assault charges. But still Winehouse was nominated for six Grammy Awards earlier this month, including nods for Record, Song and Album of the Year.

And none of those nominations were revoked when Winehouse herself was arrested and questioned by British authorities in connection with her hubby’s case. Fielder-Civil has been remanded to custody until Jan. 18, and Winehouse is scheduled to undergo more questioning in March.

Prosecutors have a message for Rebecca De Mornay: driving under the influence is risky business.

They charged the 48-year-old actress Thursday with driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and driving with a blood alcohol level above the legal limit of .08 stemming from her arrest two months ago, district attorney’s spokeswoman Shiara Davila said.

De Mornay is scheduled to be arraigned Monday. She faces up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted of both misdemeanor counts.

Calls to her representatives were not immediately returned.

De Mornay was arrested Oct. 30 for a traffic violation in Beverly Hills when officers smelled alcohol on her breath.

De Mornay is best known for playing the prostitute who befriends Tom Cruise’s high school student in the 1983 film “Risky Business.” She also starred in the HBO surf drama “John From Cincinnati” and the films “The Hand That Rocks The Cradle,”"Lords of Dogtown” and “American Venus.”