Ronnie: Mike’s out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don’t understand this guy. Schnookers just got punched in the face by a guy, and we’re all with her, we’re all heated … and the Situation’s creepin’.

Pauly D: We’re probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They’re nice girls … they’re not, like, whores.

Vinny: The boss’ girl … I am gonna get evicted!

Sammi: [to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch’s hair for you.

Snooki: I tried to eat, but I couldn’t get it in my frickin’ mouth, ‘cuz I’m frickin’ disabled.

Ronnie: I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!

Pauly D: We’re probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They’re nice girls … they’re not, like, whores.

Pauly D: I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, ‘cuz now we kinda feel bad. She’s a real person.

Snooki: I’m a vet tech. I save animals. I don’t kill them.

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