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Posted by: Zooped, December 18th, 2009 twiter     buzz  
  • Bill O’Reilly
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  • George W. Bush
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  • The Governator
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  • Enron
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  • cooked books
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  • Rick Santorum
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  • the price of gas
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  • Blackouts
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  • Halliburton
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  • Raymond Peebler
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  • Saddam Hussein
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  • Uday Hussein
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  • Strom Thurmond
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  • Kim Jong Il
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  • David Gest
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  • Hair loss
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  • TMJ
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  • Trent Lott
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  • Botox parties
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  • Fruitcake
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  • Hairballs
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  • Donna Hanover (greedy ex-Mrs. Giuliani)
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  • Ringworm
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  • Arthritis
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  • Slugs
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  • Carson Daly
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  • Charlton Heston
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  • Osama bin Laden
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  • Lock Vista Apartments
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  • Suhrco Mgmt. Co.
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  • Cottage cheese
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  • Virginia McMillan, D.D.S.
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  • Margaret Winkels
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  • Dubya
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  • Sinusitis
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  • Taheed & Ytossie
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  • Blindness
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  • Sickle cell anemia
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  • Pimento cheese
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  • Andy Rooney
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  • Insect bites
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  • Fights/Arguments
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  • Puppy Mills
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  • Pet Stores
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  • Rep. Bud Shuster
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  • Tom Green
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  • Bobby Knight
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  • Bruce Harvey
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  • Neal Boortz
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  • Ray Lewis
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  • John Rocker
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  • Sarah Slagle
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  • Clay Harbin
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  • Cloud 9 “Pet Resort”
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  • L. Ron Hubbard
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  • LFO
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  • Collective Soul
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  • Slobodan Milosevic
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  • Potholes
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  • The Offspring
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  • Artistic differences
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  • Propaganda
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  • Alcoholics
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  • Prejudice
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  • when coffee goes cold
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  • Joan Rivers
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  • Neal Horsley
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  • Geocities banner ads
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  • Monica Lewinsky
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  • Leroy Lounibos
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  • Lockjaw / Hydrophobia
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  • Broken hearts
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  • Braggarts
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  • Brussel sprouts
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  • “just be(ing) friends”
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  • Animal Circuses
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  • When Animals Attack!
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  • P.M.S.
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  • Silverfish
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  • Paper cuts
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  • Byron “Low Tax” Looper
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  • Hypocrisy
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  • Ethnic cleansing
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  • Child abuse
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  • Hard jeans
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  • Tight jeans
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  • Mutated genes
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  • Federal Records Service
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  • Shipwrecks
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  • Melodrama
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  • Cafeteria food
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  • Paranoia
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  • Wannabes
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  • Nightmares
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  • Guilt
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  • Crowds
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  • Drunk people
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  • Earthquakes
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  • Missing puzzle pieces
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  • the American Family Association
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  • Bad hygiene
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  • Bunions
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  • Guns
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  • Puff Daddy/P. Diddy
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  • “Goth” freaks
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  • Running out of toilet paper
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  • Reggie White
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  • Beanie babies
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  • seniors who still drive
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  • Mike Bowers
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  • Falling asleep at work
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  • Paula Jones
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  • Linda Tripp
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  • Ken Starr
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  • Full parking lots
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  • Jellyfish stings
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  • Aggressive drivers
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  • Godzilla
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  • School of the Americas
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  • Burned toast / burned cookies / scorched popcorn
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  • Local news coverage
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  • Smoking
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  • Tobacco
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  • Jihad
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  • Terry Nichols
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  • George “the DUI Lawyer” Stein (Vehicular homicides are his specialty!)
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  • the 7-10 split
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  • Vanilla Ice
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  • Milli Vanilli
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  • Double-dippers
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  • Scientology
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  • Road rash
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  • Getting dumped
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  • Close-talkers
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  • Nasal congestion
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  • John Walker Lindh
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  • Snuff
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  • WWF/WCW Wrestling
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  • Nat’l Org. of Internet Marketing
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  • Spice Girls
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  • Boy bands
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  • Toothaches
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  • Doom
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  • Dread
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  • Hate
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  • Babies with pierced ears
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  • Getting struck by lightning
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  • Ignorance
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  • Heroin
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  • Intolerance
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  • Last call
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  • Paparazzi
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  • Rejection
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  • Road construction detours
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  • Road rage
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  • Constipation
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  • Alzheimer’s disease
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  • Short Notice
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  • Being broke
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  • Men with breasts
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  • Gray areas
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  • Noise
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  • Rape
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  • Divorce
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  • Pedophiles
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  • S.I.D.S. - Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
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  • Repitition
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  • Hanson
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  • Cocaine
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  • Fur coats
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  • Burning the rainforests
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  • Fake boobs
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  • Frank Gifford
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  • Tim McVeigh
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  • Spam
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  • “Dixie” car horns
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  • Chiggers
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  • the Confederate flag
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  • Jet lag
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  • Teasing
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  • Soap operas
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  • Toll booths
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  • Ineptitude
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  • Uday Hussein
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  • Depression
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  • Repression
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  • Ralph Reed
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  • the Christian Coalition
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  • the Plague
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  • Lyme disease
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  • Mike Tyson
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  • People who don’t vote
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  • Stress
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  • Adobe PageMaker
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  • the N.Y. Mets
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  • Stephen “Sue-em-all” Yagman
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  • Beverly LaHaye
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  • the Independent Film Channel
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  • John Gotti
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  • Sammy “the Bull” Gravano
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  • “Cosa Nostra”
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  • Sentences that end in a preposition
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  • Adolf Hitler
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  • Back hair
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  • Forgetting how a dream ends
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  • Almost sneezing
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  • Growing apart from your friends
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  • Lice
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  • Beggars
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  • Sunburn
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  • Tardiness
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  • Religious Cults
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  • Montgomery Burns
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  • Martin Lawrence
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  • Robert Downey, Jr.
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  • When a vending machine rejects your dollar
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  • Doing laundry
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  • East-West Rap Wars
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  • Notorious B.I.G.
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  • Refolding a map
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  • Suckers
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  • Charles Manson
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  • the Iditarod
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  • Erris Mail Order Marketing Business
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  • Frat boys
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  • Monkey movies
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  • Leaving your headlights on
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  • Hockey fights
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  • Reverse discrimination
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  • Yappy dogs
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  • Coitus Interruptus
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  • Plotless movies
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  • Fighting with your best friend
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  • Generic brand products
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  • Leaky pens
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  • Math classes
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  • Melrose Place
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  • Chess players
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  • Smart-asses
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  • Welfare cheats
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  • Leftover Christmas lights
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  • People who name their kids “Barbi,” “Candi,” “Buffy,” etc.
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  • The Grammy Awards
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  • Celine Dion
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  • Mariah Carey
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  • the Cranberries
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  • Conformists
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  • Seafood
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  • Mistaking baking chocolate for real chocolate
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  • Fingernails on a chalkboard
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  • When someone steals your idea
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  • When someone takes your place
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  • When you hit your funny bone
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  • Magic: The Gathering
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  • Dungeons and Dragons
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  • Alanis Morisette
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  • When an airline loses your luggage
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  • Long-distance relationships
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  • Ruptured discs
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  • Gennifer Flowers
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  • Sailor Moon
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  • Female Circumcision
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  • Priapism
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  • Meteors
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  • Fred Tokars
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  • People who say things like: “Anyways“, “Ick-cetera”, “nuke-you-ler”…
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  • the Apocalypse
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  • “Wide-leg” jeans
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  • When you can’t get to sleep on Christmas Eve
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  • Ebonics
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  • When you can’t stay awake on New Year’s Eve
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  • “Miracle” meccas
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  • FORCES
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  • ATMs That Charge for use
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  • Charles Keating
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  • Rubberneckers
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  • Jerry Falwell
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  • Freedom Airlines
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  • the Abominable Snowmonster
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  • Cheaters
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  • Fat guys in Speedos
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  • Drive-by shootings
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  • MS-DOS
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  • the Oasis brothers
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  • Make-up companies that experiment on animals
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  • Albert Belle
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  • Forgetting your deodorant
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  • Twinkies
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  • Running out of printer paper
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  • Taco Bell
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  • Escherichia Coli
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  • Gas Station restrooms
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  • People who dis’ the Suck List
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  • Bubba the Love Sponge
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  • Slow downloads
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  • Liars / Lies
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  • Dust mites
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  • Goodbyes
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  • Ol’ Dirty Bastard
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  • People who don’t use keyboard shortcuts
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  • Discrimination
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  • Bob Dornan
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  • K.I.S.S.
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  • Indecision
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  • People who leave their engine running at gas pumps
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  • Leprosy
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  • Violence
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  • Pessimists
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  • Accidently setting your alarm for p.m. instead of a.m.
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  • Mondays
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  • the Ku Klux Klan
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  • Dot matrix printers
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  • Running out of Halloween candy
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  • PEOPLE WHO TYPE E-MAIL IN CAPS
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  • Pork rinds
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  • Sally Struthers
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  • Out-of-order ATMs
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  • James Traficant
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  • Hairspray
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  • People who wear too much cologne/perfume
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  • Richard Simmons
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  • When fast food joints screw up your order
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  • People with nasal voices
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  • Perky people
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  • Amway / Avon
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  • Speedwalkers
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  • People who stare
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  • Smudgy newspaper ink
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  • Dirty public restrooms
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  • Having to work on a holiday
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  • Headaches
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  • Infomercials
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  • Olestra / Olean
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  • Stale potato chips
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  • Unwanted romantic advances
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  • When dogs sniff your crotch
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  • Rodeos
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  • Newman
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  • the Atlanta Falcons
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  • When innocent people get convicted
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  • When guilty people get off
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  • Overpaid/Underpaid people
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  • Denial
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  • Being a latch-key kid
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  • Pollution
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  • When you have to explain a joke
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  • Overcrowded prisons
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  • Roberto Alomar
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  • Trial Consultants
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  • Kathie Lee Gifford
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  • Sweat shops
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  • John Tesh
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  • David Nachman
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  • John “Harrier” Leonard, Jr.
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  • “Chainsaw” Al Dunlap
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  • Unions
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  • Bryan Ohno
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  • Wet pet food commercials that show the food
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  • Junk mail
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  • Junk E-Mail
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  • Pigeons
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  • People who don’t pronounce ‘h’s in words {EX: yoo-man (human), yoo-j (huge)}
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  • Election issues where a “No” vote means “Yes”
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  • Elitism
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  • When things roll under the couch or fridge
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  • Dying (but not quite dead) roaches
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  • “Vote for (whomever)” signs left up from the last election
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  • Drive-through window clerks who drop your change
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  • Broken election promises
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  • Wrapped patties of butter that are too cold to spread
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  • the Macarena
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  • Grungy buildup at the mouth of a ketchup bottle
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  • Bald Tires
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  • 3-Way light bulbs that only work 1-way
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  • “Baby On Board” Signs
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  • G. Gordon Liddy
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  • Boxing
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  • Worms
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  • Vampires
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  • Leeches
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  • Dentures
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  • Overdue library books
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  • Mandy Allwood
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  • Olympic Traffic
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  • Militia Groups
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  • David Duke
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  • The Menendez brothers
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  • Gary and Tealisa Downes
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  • Unrequited Love
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  • The Margaret Mitchell House (The “Dump”)
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  • Sour milk
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  • Marion Barry
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  • People who don’t wear seatbelts while driving
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  • Diabetes
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  • Nazis
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  • Jocks and Macho types
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  • Mad cow disease
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  • Homophobia
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  • Stalking
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  • People who talk to themselves
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  • Chinese water torture
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  • Dennis Rodman, and people like him
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  • Poor sportsmanship
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  • Dropping something jelly-side down
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  • Broken bones
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  • Computer Viruses
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  • Dentist visits
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  • Leftovers
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  • Having a stupid song stuck in your head
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  • Just missing something
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  • Funny smells in small rooms
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  • Physical therapy
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  • Exhaustion
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  • the I.R.A.
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  • That not-so-fresh feeling
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  • Dandruff
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  • Dander
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  • Women who complain that they’re fat, when they really aren’t
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  • Learning Calculus
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  • 9-Pin printers
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  • Trekkies
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  • Jackhammers
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  • Car alarms
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  • Presidential debates
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  • Driver’s license mugshots
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  • the Budweiser frogs
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  • the Energizer bunny
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  • Tabloid newspapers
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  • People who don’t tip
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  • Being the butt of a joke
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  • People who put “quotations” around everything
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  • Silent letters (gnat, pneumonia)
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  • Pretentious middle initials
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  • Rainbow-colored horizontal rules
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  • No more Far Side cartoons
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  • Touching ice with wet hands
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  • Movies based on Saturday Night Live characters
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  • Popcorn stuck between your teeth
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  • Settling for less
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  • Rain after you wash your car
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  • Animals in cages
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  • Bullfights
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  • Tom Metzger
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  • Racism
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  • Allergies
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  • Morning Breath
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  • Bob Dole
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  • Pat Buchanan
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  • SnoopDoggieDoggie
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  • Jebediah Springfield
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  • Gum stuck to your shoe
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  • The Spot / Web Soap Operas
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  • Double spacing after a period.
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  • Satan
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  • the late Helen Kushnick
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  • Boredom
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  • Puck
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  • Wal-Mart
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  • Falling and not being able to get up
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  • Spit
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  • Chewing Tobacco
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  • Lawyers
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  • Rumors
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  • The Nanny
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  • Dennis the Menace
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  • Joey Lawrence
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  • LaToya Jackson
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  • Psychic Hotlines
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  • The hole in the ozone layer
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  • People who don’t believe there’s a hole in the ozone layer
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  • Net Censorship
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  • People who quote an entire e-mail message, (w/ signature), to reply to 1 question
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  • Non-sequiters
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  • Rev. Jim Jones, Jonestown, Guyana
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  • People with 13 items in the “10 items or less” line
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  • Non-functional outdoor water fountains
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  • Barely functional dribbling water fountains
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  • People in theatres who talk during the movie
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  • 13
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  • Cold toilet seats
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  • Warm toilet seats
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  • Fuzzy toilet seat covers
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  • Plastic wood finish toilet seat covers
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  • Sanitary napkin / tampon commercials
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  • Spaghetti splatter on a white shirt
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  • Hairs in your shirt after a haircut
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  • Warm salsa
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  • Flat, warm soda
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  • Forgetting where you put the cordless phone
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  • Opera
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  • Hand-me-downs
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  • People who don’t knock
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  • Renting 2 movies, but watching just 1
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  • Knock-knock jokes
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  • Kevin Costner movies (except “Fandango”)
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  • “404, not found”
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  • Drooling on your pillow / desk, while take a nap
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  • Pringles commercials
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  • Running out of Post-It’s
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  • Saved By The Bell
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  • People who don’t write back
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  • When you get together with friends, but can’t decide what to do
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  • “Freeing Willy” … again
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  • When cool TV shows get cancelled
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  • Baywatch
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  • Thinking of a great comeback after an argument is over
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  • Driving behind an open bed truck that’s hauling pebbles
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  • Driving behind a truck that’s carrying logs
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  • When you can’t get the fire started in the fireplace
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  • People who take over 10 minutes at the ATM
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  • Home Shopping channels
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  • When people hang up on your answering machine / voice mail
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  • “No U Turn” intersections
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  • Power Rangers
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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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  • Close-mindedness
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  • Running with scissors
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  • Thieves
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  • Pickpockets
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  • Felons
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  • Bigotry
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  • Blink
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  • Mononucleosis
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  • Lynx
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  • The Big Sleep
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  • Pessimism
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  • The Mafia
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  • New Kids on the Block
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  • Innoculations
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  • TV Producer, Tony “2Pay” Hoffman
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  • Biscotti
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  • Herpes
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  • Eggnog
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  • Ephedrine
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  • The Windoze-Only CD in Bill Gates “The Road Ahead”
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  • E-Mail Chain Letters
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  • Freezer Burn
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  • Gold Teeth
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  • The Grinch
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  • Cats that bite and/or scratch
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  • Moose and Squirrel
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  • Forgetting where you parked your car
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  • Operation Rescue / NRLC
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  • Tupac Shakur
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  • Materialism and excess
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  • Jay Leno
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  • That tingly feeling when your foot falls asleep
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  • Hypothermia
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  • Frostbite
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  • Saturday Night Live
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  • Divine Brown
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  • Waltons Thanksgiving Reunion Shows
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  • Homelessness
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  • Government Shutdown
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  • Plaid
    		•
  • Beverly Hills, 90210
    		•
  • 2400 bps baud
    		•
  • People who park where it says “NO PARKING”
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  • Dr. Pepper
    		•
  • Mentos Commercials
    		•
  • Bob Saget shows
    		•
  • “If it bleeds, it leads.”
    		•
  • Canker sores
    		•
  • Blisters
    		•
  • the way Ivory soap disintegrates after a few days of use
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  • The new Pert Plus formula
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  • Mold / Mildew
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  • Parents who don’t put their kids in car seats
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  • Gnats
    		•
  • Fleas
    		•
  • Poison Ivy / Poison Oak
    		•
  • the (first) O.J. verdict
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  • Mark Fuhrman
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  • Hurricanes
    		•
  • Tropical Storms
    		•
  • When the electricity goes out
    		•
  • When the cable goes out
    		•
  • Resetting all your clocks after the electricity goes out
    		•
  • Hiccups
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  • Spiders / Snakes
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  • Bad Hair Days
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  • Wrinkles
    		•
  • Stains
    		•
  • Video Rental Late Fees
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  • Ants
    		•
  • Mosquitos
    		•
  • Flies
    		•
  • Fraud
    		•
  • Ambulance Chasers
    		•
  • Johnny Cochran / the “Dream Team”
    		•
  • Missing socks
    		•
  • Flat tires
    		•
  • Job interviews
    		•
  • Typos
    		•
  • Pauly Shore
    		•
  • Floods
    		•
  • Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer, et. al…
    		•
  • Gas-Powered lawn tools
    		•
  • The Bible Belt
    		•
  • Psycho Ex-Girlfriends
    		•
  • Tornadoes
    		•
  • O.J. (the murderer, not the beverage)
    		•
  • Tom Shane commercials
    		•
  • Nausea
    		•
  • Cold Sweats
    		•
  • Flop Sweat
    		•
  • Warm beer
    		•
  • the DT’s
    		•
  • Atlanta Summers
    		•
  • Insurance payments
    		•
  • Broken shoelaces
    		•
  • Biting your tongue (figuratively and literally)
    		•
  • Jock itch
    		•
  • Loan payments
    		•
  • Losing things
    		•
  • Breaking the tip off a freshly sharpened pencil
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  • Picas
    		•
  • AIDS
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  • Traffic Jams
    		•
  • The Sunshine Slowdown
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  • When the bottom of your foot itches
    		•
  • Exploding Ink Pens
    		•
  • Debt
    		•
  • D.U.I.
    		•
  • Jesse Helms
    		•
  • Pepsi
    		•
  • Teflon-coated bullets
    		•
  • the Unabomber - Ted Kaczinsky
    		•
  • Power Surges
    		•
  • Rhetoric
    		•
  • War
    		•
  • Poodles
    		•
  • “Attention K-Mart Shoppers…”
    		•
  • Never a cop around when you need one
    		•
  • Fillibusters
    		•
  • Overexposed Film
    		•
  • Underexposed Film
    		•
  • Dishpan Hands
    		•
  • Poverty
    		•
  • Flesh-eating viruses
    		•
  • LDL Cholesterol
    		•
  • Pot bellies
    		•
  • Censorship
    		•
  • Potheads
    		•
  • Hangnails
    		•
  • Car dings
    		•
  • Pennies
    		•
  • Getting up before the sun
    		•
  • 80’s slang
    		•
  • Panhandlers
    		•
  • Bad egg salad (isn’t that a band?)
    		•
  • Egg salad
    		•
  • Enriched Wheat flour
    		•
  • Tap Water at the Beach
    		•
  • Speeding tickets
    		•
  • Pat Robertson
    		•
  • Hootie and the Blowfish
    		•
  • Greg Kucera
    		•
  • Humidity
    		•
  • Insomnia
    		•
  • Narcolepszzzzz
    		•
  • only 24 hours in a day
    		•
  • Working the graveyard shift
    		•
  • Joey Buttafuoco
    		•
  • The fact that the “Things That Don’t Suck” list is shorter than this one
    		•
  • Brain Freeze
    		•
  • Forgetting things
    		•
  • When you’re down to your last Mento
    		•
  • Condiment Crust
    		•
  • Fat Free Chocolate
    		•
  • Rainy Weekends
    		•
  • Expired coupons
    		•
  • Voice mail jail
    		•
  • That damn “chicken/egg” argument
    		•
  • When someone steals your license plate (5/2/95)
    		•
  • Getting used to the startling vibrations of a new pager
    		•
  • Phone tag
    		•
  • Pencils with no eraser
    		•
  • Pens with no ink
    		•
  • An itch that you can’t reach
    		•
  • Helvetica and Times Roman
    		•
  • Bus Fumes
    		•
  • Blunt thumb tacks
    		•
  • Ticketmaster
    		•
  • When your Girl Scout Cookies run out
    		•
  • Terrorism
    		•
  • Squeaky brakes
    		•
  • Modem line noise
    		•
  • Freaknik
    		•
  • Running out of gas
    		•
  • Delinquent debtors
    		•
  • Dust bunnies
    		•
  • Losing an hour to that “Spring Forward” crap
    		•
  • Acid Indigestion
    		•
  • Hazing
    		•
  • Dead Ends
    		•
  • One-way streets
    		•
  • Dry skin
    		•
  • Static Electric shocks
    		•
  • Pollen on a freshly washed car
    		•
  • Bullies
    		•
  • Babies in Movie Theatres
    		•
  • Busy Signals
    		•
  • Mind games
    		•
  • Splinters
    		•
  • Termites
    		•
  • Roaches
    		•
  • MSG
    		•
  • Morning Eye Crud
    		•
  • Soap scum
    		•
  • Zacarias Moussaoui
    		•
  • People who don’t use turn signals
    		•
  • Myclonic jerks
    		•
  • Radio D.J.s who put you on hold for 30 minutes
    		•
  • Newt Gingrich
    		•
  • Mr. Blackwell
    		•
  • Slow Putt Putters
    		•
  • Gangrene
    		•
  • Bow ties
    		•
  • Deer ticks
    		•
  • Congressional deadlock
    		•
  • Mudslinging
    		•
  • Postscript errors
    		•
  • Crack
    		•
  • Traffic Court
    		•
  • Taxes
    		•
  • Bruises
    		•
  • Braces
    		•
  • Static Cling
    		•
  • Stamp glue
    		•
  • Asbestos
    		•
  • Litter / Litterbugs
    		•
  • Nuclear weapons / waste / fallout
    		•
  • Cigarettes
    		•
  • Second-hand smoke
    		•
  • Barney the dinosaur
    		•
  • Bounced checks
    		•
  • Rabid dogs
    		•
  • Deadbeat Dads
    		•
  • Anchovies
    		•
  • Ingrown toenails
    		•
  • Styrofoam
    		•
  • People who can’t pronounce: nuclear, amphitheatre,…
    		•
  • Dry heaves
    		•
  • Full parking lots
    		•
  • Waiting in long, slow lines
    		•
  • Frivilous lawsuits
    		•
  • Parties where you don’t know anyone
    		•
  • Rats
    		•
  • Last place sports teams
    		•
  • Inflation
    		•
  • Disgruntled Postal workers
    		•
  • Bullets
    		•
  • Weak Condoms
    		•
  • AM radio
    		•
  • When you learn the truth about Santa Claus
    		•
  • Blue Laws
    		•
  • Colorized classic movies
    		•
  • Poorly-dubbed foreign films
    		•
  • Telemarketers
    		•
  • Rust
    		•
  • Plaque / Cavities / Tooth Decay
    		•
  • Cold Feet
    		•
  • Warts
    		•
  • Pencils without erasers
    		•
  • Dead batteries
    		•
  • Things made only for right handed people
    		•
  • Radio commercials
    		•
  • Lost keys
    		•
  • Going Bald
    		•
  • Toupees
    		•
  • Ear wax
    		•
  • Vacuums
    		•
  • My love life
    		•
  • Zits
    		•
  • the heel of a loaf of bread
    		•
  • Fabio
    		•
  • Used Car salesmen
    		•
  • Michael Bolton
    		•
  • Sanford ‘Spam King’ Wallace
    		•
  • Rush Limbaugh
    		•
  • Car mechanics that change your radio, mirrors, and seat position
    		•
  • Morning people
    		•
  • Decaffeinated coffee
    		•
  • Reruns on TV
    		•
  • the NRA
    		•
  • the Flu
    		•
  • Country & Western Music
    		•
  • Homework
    		•
  • Wet matches
    		•
  • Broccolli
    		•
  • Televangelists
    		•
  • Deadlines
    		•
  • Dirty Diapers
    		•
  • Halitosis
    		•
  • Diaper Rash
    		•
  • Toxic Waste
    		•
  • Long lists
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    One Response to “The Suck List”

    1. December 19th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
      Tbo Says:

      Halitosis really sucks

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