| Posted by: Zooped, December 18th, 2009 |
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Your Ex getting hot after you break up
Cops posing as prostitutes
Going bald
Getting Old
Getting splashed by a puddle waiting @ a bus stop
A one legged man in a ass kicking contest
Not being able to have sex with a Ex
Paying taxes
Dieing
Working on the weekends
Having a small penis
Being ugly
Your Ex getting hot after you break up
Getting paid @ the end of the day
Working for the nerd you picked on in High School
Being a Jets fan
Being over qualified for a job
Getting handmade gifts
At&t Cell phone bills
Your parents have more sex than you
Arguing with a woman
Priest can’t have sex
Jamarcus Russell signed his six-year, $61 million contract
Being poor
Getting a flat
Leave a comment of things you think are unfair
Tags: , Here's a List of things That's Just Not Fair, thats not fair, what's not fair
standing in line at the DMV
not being able to listen to the backstreet boys in public
No same sex marriages in some states
LIFES NOT FAIR
“Ironic”
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought… it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
“Well isn’t this nice…”
And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought… it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think
A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought… it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
life is not fair at all
my x was so gross when we were together now he’s hot
leaving the jersey shore after the second episode
remember kids its down the street not across the road
Great list. I like the last one on the list.
Really like this post, thanks for writing.