| Posted by: Zooped, December 9th, 2009 |
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The Color of your skin can not be found in a box of crayola crayons
If you spend half your pay check on tanning, waxing and drinking
If your way of saying hi is to say ” OoohhhH”…
If you think a stripper is marriage material….
If your idea of impressing a girl is to to take her to the restaurant that your uncle owns, best friend waiters, you used to valet at and now your little brother does….
If your tan in December and didn’t go on vacation…
If you are or were the valet….
If your first name is not followed by your last name but the ____( example: Frankie the Flip)…
If you ad a Y to the end of all of your guys names,(for ex. Ralphy,Pauly)…
If the only way you know how to dance is to fist-pump…
If you wear suits every time you go out, but yet you don’t even have an office job…
If you think you are in the mob or the mob is one phone call away…
If you have more than one phone- 1 of them being for just business.
If your idea of a monogrammed shirt is one with the initials A/X….
If you wore black the day John Gotti died….
If you have an Italian flag on the back of your car, tattooed on your neck, back , arms, or shoulders ….
If you think button downs should be 3/4 of the way open so everyone can see your gold Christ head piece and horn……
If you go to the gym to stare in the mirror and talk about roids…..
If you drive a $40,000 car and live in your moms basement….
If you own or have ever owned a jump sweatsuit..
If you can bench 300lbs and have to shave twice a day, but still cry when your mom yells at you…
If you have a tribal or Chinese tattoo but don’t know what it means…
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