| Posted by: Zooped, December 7th, 2009 |
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“I represent Italians, family, hair gel and tanning”
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“There’s no way I’m going to Jersey without my mangel.”
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“I am like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their head off.”
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“My abs are so ripped up it’s called ‘the situation.’”
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“You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt off?”
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“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby”
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“I’m a bartender. I do, you know, great things.”
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“I’ll pound her out”
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“Everybody loves me… ladies, dogs, girls, cougars… Mass appeal”
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“I love the situation!”
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“Whadda you lookin at tough guy” … “The situation is like, there’s a situation”
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